AFL Once Again Miss Huge Opportunity To Recruit Polynesian Community By Not Going With Bone Thugs N Harmony
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAFL have dropped the ball and fumbled a massive opportunity to attract one of their most naturally resistant audiences in the country, Islanders.
"Going...
Shirtless Man On A Sunny Winters Day Has Misjudged The Vibe Of The Park
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT
A local bloke in Edinburgh Gardens has today completely misjudged the vibe of the park, deeming it perfectly reasonable weather to take his...
Aspiring Renters Quietly Give Each Other Another Nod After 5th Home Inspection Of The Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A pair of couples circumnavigating Betoota have today crossed paths once again.
Desperately trying to secure a place to live, both sets of...
Local Manlet Pulls A Bob Katter After Mates Take The Short Jokes A Step Too Far
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local short king has had a Bob Katter-esque level explosion this week, after his mates took the short king jokes a step...
Bloke Running Sydney Marathon Really Making Sure To Let Everyone Know About It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local desk jockey from Sydney's Eastern Suburbs is really ramping up the PR this week.
Alistair Whitely-Watson, who will be making the...
Grape Survives Winter Frosts Only To Be Made Into Fruity Lexia
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactThe jagged hills of Betootan wine country have long been regarded as one of Australia’s top wine producing regions, with many of the...
Having A Weekday Wedding Found To Be Cheaper And More Convenient For Everyone Except The Guests
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can be confirmed that having an out-of-town wedding in the middle of the week is an affordable and convenient alternative to a...
Journalism Lecturer Nearing Orgasm As He Explains The Whitlam Dismissal To Bored Students Who Were Born In 2006
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACTA tenured journalism lecturer has today monumentally overestimated the level of appreciation his students would express for an overlooked moment in Australian political...
Katter On Today’s Unpleasantness: “I Want To Make It Absolutely Clear That I Consider Myself Nothing More And Nothing Less Than An Australian Because That Is What I Am...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has released a short statement to the media this afternoon in response to an...
Intervention Staged After Mate Reveals She’s Team Jeremiah
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local friendship group has been forced to take action today, after a rather shocking revelation from one member.
Enjoying a drink in...
