Reece Walsh Didn’t Consider The Bloke Who Installed His New Toilet Definitely Christened It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Brisbane Broncos star Reece Walsh has yet again found himself in the news for his bizarre social media antics, this time filming himself...
ABS Updates Definition Of Gen X To Boomers That Like Star Wars And The Prodigy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has today confirmed a long-suspected truth, that Generation X is functionally indistinguishable from...
Nation’s Siblings Left With Nowhere To Shop After The Reject Shop Changes Name
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some heartbreaking news, it can confirmed that your sibling no longer has safe place to shop now that the Reject Shop will...
Report: This Is What Happens When You Take Anh Doh’s Book Off The National Curriculum
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A groundbreaking new report has revealed that the single thread holding Australian society together is none other than the Year 12 staple, Anh...
Oscar Piastri Extends Lead In Drivers’ Championship After Taking Lando Out With A Banana
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Young Australian sporting superstar Oscar Piastri is one step giant step closer to greatness, it can be confirmed today.
This comes after Piastri...
Nation Asks Yet Again Why Is Victoria Like This
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
People from across Australia are dedicating time this morning to ponder what in green Christ is going on down...
Australia’s Media And Political Class Turn Their Nose Up At The Dumb Bogans Being Harnessed By Neo-Nazis And Toxic Social Media Algorithms After Decades Of Neo-Liberal Governments Using Ten...
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation is today grappling with what it witnessed over the weekend.
March for Australia demonstrations took place in capital cities and regional...
Golden Pothos In Upscale Cafe Absolutely Thriving
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACTIn an endless news cycle of doom and gloom The Advocate is delighted to reveal that a hanging golden pothos indoor plant is...
Teens Told To Go Binge Drink Or Throw Rocks At Abandoned Buildings Like The Rest Of Us Did Before YouTube
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
Earlier this week the Australian government announced that YouTube would be included in the world-first social media ban for under 16s. While the...
Big Daddy Borrows Breastfeeding Wife’s Silverettes And Lanolin Post Sydney Marathon
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactIf a man ever thought he was close to experiencing the raw nipple pain some breastfeeding mothers do, it's Jathan Cook (35) who...
