Cricketing Great Rob Quiney Criticised For Also Attending China Military Parade
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Rob Quiney, the nation's cricketer's cricketer, is under siege this morning after it emerged that he too attending the...
On The Verge Of Joining The Rest Of The World In Peaceful Democracy, North Korea And Russia Now Backflip After Taking Counsel From Dan Andrews
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In shocking news from the The Shanghai Cooperation Organisation (SCO) Summit, Dan Andrews has gone and done it.
The former Chairman Of The...
Literary Purists Furious As Wuthering Heights Trailer Shows Heathcliff Giving Catherine A Labubu
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe first trailer for Emerald Fennell’s adaptation of Wuthering Heights has left literary purists clutching their pearls this morning, as fans of the...
Former Rural Meth Lab Begins New Life As Gorgeous AirBnb After Being Stumped And Trucked To Byron
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If these walls could talk, they'd probably say thank you God.
Byron's Hinterland is now home to another gorgeous Queenslander-style home - complete with...
Rabbitohs Fan Says At Least The Boys Get To Finish The Season With A Home Game At Their Historic South Sydney Home Ground
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With their finals hopes already dashed, the South Sydney Rabbitohs will be giving it all against their historic rivals in the round 27...
Cause Of Trump’s Mysterious Black Hand Finally Revealed
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter months long speculation, it can now be revealed that the mysterious bruise on Donald Trump’s hand is not a result of excessive...
Australia Outraged And Demanding Answers After Ketut Is Shot In The Arse With A Rubber Bullet
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The Australian Government is demanding answers this afternoon as news emerges that Ketut, star of a popular car insurance...
Cenny Coast Local Called ‘Pickles’ Obviously Wins World Surfing League
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In news that should come not come as a surprise to anyone who has any knowledge of the NSW coastline, Pickles has gone...
World’s Dictators Attend Global Summit In China
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Russian President Vladimir Putin, Chinese President Xi Jinping, Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi and former Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews...
22-Year-Old 3rd-Gen Italian Somehow Pronounces Italian Foods With More Of An Accent Then His Nonno
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A local Flight Path District man has today sat down with The Advocate to explain some of his vernacular.
Joseph Meredano (22) from...
