“No We’re Not”: Adelaidians Just Laugh When Crows Say City Above Racist Booing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Adelaide Crows have today assured the nation that the chorus of boos hurled at Collingwood defender Isaac Quaynor...
Man Who Is Sick In The Head Orders A Subway Sandwich With Egg On It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local sadist has raised alarm bells among staff and customers at a Subway, after he made the heinous decision to order a...
Man Talking To Musician Itching To Reveal He Played The Drums Once
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactIt was a Thursday afternoon and the atmosphere was electric down in Betoota’s art district, conversation was flowing, jokes were made, laughter flowed...
Young Couple Holding Out For First Wave Of Divorces To Swoop In On Family Home Sale
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactEvery Saturday morning Mark and Anna McKay carry out the same ritual, they get coffee and croissants from their favourite cafe and head...
Goth Op Shop Only Sells Clothes People Have Died In
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA new second-hand boutique in Newtown is causing both fascination and mild nausea after proudly announcing it will only sell garments that the...
Titan Of Balinese Street Vending Giorgio Armani Dies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Italian fashion designer and the man behind the Armani empire, Giorgio Armani, has died aged 91.
He is lauded as one of the most...
Local Man Makes Catastrophic Error By Throwing On Requiem For A Dream On A Hungover Sunday Night
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man has made the reckless decision to watch Requiem For A Dream on a gloomy Sunday night, setting off a domino...
Report Finds Y Number Plates The Most Interesting Thing About Canberra
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactFor years Canberrans have been trying to convince the rest of the country that it is actually pretty cool now, and that there...
Phew! One Less Thing To Worry About As Delinquent Nephew Apparently Loving His Job At The Abattoir
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With all that's going on in the world, it really is great to receive some news about future problems resolving themselves.
Particularly when that...
Dan Andrews Does His Back Slipping Down Xi Jinping’s Stairs After A Couple Too Many Tsingtaos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The former Chairman of the Soviet Republic of Victoria has today come a cropper, after a couple of cordials on the Tianjin Tiles....
