New Wave Of Hilarious Stickers Spotted On The Back Of Teslas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The virtue signalling and motoring community are chortling this week after a wave of new stickers have been spotted across the country.
Starting...
Erin Patterson Banned From Kitchen And Gardening Duties As Prison Wardens Fear She Will Kill Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The people in charge of the prison where Erin Patterson is currently living have brought in some drastic new measures, it can be...
Landmark Study Uncovers Evidence Of What CocoMelon Does To The Developing Brain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A groundbreaking new piece of research from Royal Betoota Hospital's Neurological Research Centre has made a serious splash.
The landmark study has unveiled...
Upcoming Tame Impala LP Expected To Take Dark Turn After Freo’s Heartbreaking Finals Loss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Two-bit music news websites with "sources Fremantle Dockers No. 1 ticket holder Kevin Parker" say fans should brace themselves...
Feels Like Alice Springs Has Got Bigger Issues Than Indians Going To Uni In Sydney And Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Federal Opposition's post-election rebuild has been thrown into disarray this week - as Peter Dutton's party-hopping problem child, Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price,...
Oscar Piastri Left Fuming After Mum Orders Him To Give Brother The Good Controller
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's favourite race car driver has today been left spitting chips, after a classic stitch up in Italy.
Oscar Piastri has felt the...
“You Can Do Anything You Want For Father’s Day” Says Mum Who Certainly Wouldn’t Be Impressed If Local Man Went To The Pub When It Opened, Drank Five Schooners...
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
A father of two from Betoota Heights says his only wish for Father's Day is to spend the...
Cracked Iphone Screen The Gen Z Version Of Pins Keeping Up Droopy Car Roof Fabric In Shit Box Car
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A recent study has revealed that a friend with a cracked iPhone screen is the Gen Z version of a friend with a...
Local Man ‘Taking A Break’ From IG Replaces Scrolling Reels For Scrolling Marketplace Listings
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT
After becoming totally overwhelmed by a neverending feed of horrible world events and beautiful strangers, a local man has decided to replace his...
Kids Sort Sure-Fire Father’s Day Present For Dad And Get Him Tickets To New Leo Action Movie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A pair of Betoota born and raised siblings have hit it out of the park today, it can be confirmed.
Andrew and Stacey Hyams...
