Bit Of Rain In Sydney Makes 10 Times The Headlines Of Devastating Algal Event In South Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation has once again been reminded where the majority of the country's media class reside.
This comes after a downpour in Sydney...
Jacinta Nampijinpa Price Sacked From Front Bench After Demonising The Wrong Brown People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Coalition is once again reeling from an internal spat.
Jacinta Nampijinpa Price has been dumped from the front bench by the Opposition...
White House Reveal The Expert Set To Analyse Signature On Epstein’s Birthday Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The White House have today moved to put this whole sordid Trumpstein affair to bed, once and for all.
With the chatter growing...
Liberals Criticise Indians For Not Assimilating Into Our Cricket-Loving Culture Of BBQs And Small Businesses
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Forget the radical Islamists, forget the ultra-Zionists. Forget the sovereign citizens and the white supremacists.
The biggest threat to Aussie way of life right...
White House Claims Trump Was Recruited By FBI to Send Creepy Handwritten Letter To Epstein
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After a month of escalating media stunts - it seems there is one niggling news story that President Trump is not able to...
Top Boy Ange Turns Into Men In Tights Ange
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia's favourite football manager has confirmed a huge move overnight.
Ange Postecoglou, formerly known as Top Boy Ange has revealed that he is...
Local Man Grateful For No Reception Now That Life Has Stuff Worth Escaping From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A rare moment of serenity has today swept through the cabin of QF652 from Betoota Remienko to Perth, after...
What The Fuck
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the self proclaimed Home of the Brave and the Land of The Free, a rather scat letter has...
ATO Say ALL G-Wagon Owners Are Being Audited This Year Because They Are ALL Dodgy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Australian Taxation Office (ATO) has today confirmed that every single person driving a Mercedes-Benz G-Class will be audited...
Nation’s Teenage Boys Get In Front Of New E-Safety Restrictions And Begin Hijacking Street Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After years of unbridled access to adult streaming websites, the nation's youth are now preparing for the imminent changes to the pornography marketplace.
And...
