NSW Relieved To Finally See An End To Corruption As John Barilaro Takes Control Of Government
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After decades of corruption in state politics, Newcastle, Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has turned a new page today.
With the Independent Commission Against...
Meteorologists Confirm Bathurst Tornado Caused By A Local Fridgie Cutting Hoops In The Maloo
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In news that no one would believe unless it was documented by people there, a tornado ripped through the NSW Central West yesterday...
New Restrictions: Annastacia Says Queenslanders No Longer Allowed More Than 5-On-5 In A Biff
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The good news is: For, now the NRL Grand Final will be going ahead at Brisbane's Suncorp Stadium this Sunday.
In the face of...
Party Who’ve Done Fuck All About Drought, Ice Epidemic, Fires, Underfunded Hospitals/Schools, Floods And Mice Plague To Fight For Regional Constituents On Net Zero
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
There's some good news for regional Australians today!
For the first time in decades, the party that is paid to represent people from...
QLD Mum Learns How To Assemble Sniper Rifle In Case State Government Tries To Ruin Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The pressure is on the Queensland State Government to formulate a border policy ahead of Christmas, as Australian families separated by the Tweed...
Young And Free Bachelorette Makes Mortal Mistake Of Saying She’s Tired To Mother Of Three
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A young insurance claim worker has today made the mortal mistake of complaining about her life to her friend, who has a monopoly...
Hot Surfie Avoids Stigma Of Homelessness Because His 1987 Hiace Has A Mattress In It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A sun-kissed vagrant that bathes in public toilets and charges his phone at McDonalds is still a dreamboat, according to local girls.
After three...
Sticky Fingers Release New Album Just In Time For NSW Legalising Binge Drinking In Public Places
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Sydney residents have just a little more to look forward to as local indie band Sticky Fingers release a new album just in...
Nurse Gently Explains That The Rock Hard Bicep Is Impressive But Not Necessary For This Jab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
There have been no new locally acquired community cases recorded in Queensland as people turn out in large numbers to get their jabs...
Melbourne’s Wokest Twitter Activist Can’t Help But Clutch Purse As Blue Collar Worker Walks By
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After effectively making a career out of calling out bigotry on the internet, Fitzroy woman Charlotte Meredith-Thistlethwaite (30) has today proven that...
