Spike In Melbourne Cases Caused By Everyone Forgetting To Stay Home After Facebook Goes Down
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Victoria has recorded 1,763 new locally acquired cases, as the frustrated state breaks a new Australian record.
It is the highest daily number for...
NSW Government Try Something New By Replacing Gladys With Former Young Liberal Who Loves Jesus
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The NSW Liberal party room has been forced to vote for a new leader today, after the inevitable resignation of Gladys Berejiklian last...
Resigning For Absolutely No Reason Actually More Suss Than Resigning For Corruption
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New South Wales' Parliament is in a state of disarray this morning, as the Liberals and Nationals frantically move to pick up...
Albo Nearly Wins Something
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Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has been treated for shock today as the lifelong Rabbitohs fan nearly experienced a rare taste of victory.
Since serving...
Report: Keep Off TikTok Boys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's sporting fans have today asked the Penrith boys to go easy on the TikTok tonight.
This comes after the incredible win...
Nathan Cleary Nods At Image Of The Escaped Lithgow Panther Watching Over Horizon
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After a year of fighting for a shot at the top spot again, the Penrith Panthers have won the NRL 2021 Premiership, causing...
Wayne Tells Rabbitohs That In Any Fight, It’s The Guy Who’s Willing To Die Who’s Gonna Win That Inch
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Just minutes away from the 2021 NRL Grand Final, and countless fairytales are on the line.
Will the Penrith Panthers take home the silverware...
Withered Garlic Found To Be Only Item Containing Nutritional Value In Pantry Of All Boys Sharehouse
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An inspection of a share house has today revealed that 19-year-old boys fair reasonably well, despite subsisting on various forms of alcohol and...
Scotty Pays Heartfelt Tribute To The Woman He Actively White-Anted And Scapegoated For 4 Years
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has lauded the “heroics” of outgoing NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian who has resigned after an Independent Commission Against...
NSW Liberals Completely Divided Over Which Of The 42 White Men Named Paul Should Replace Gladys
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New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has resigned from her role as Premier after the Independent Commission Against Corruption announced a public hearing...
