Sydney Fuckwit Asks Financially Crippled Publican If He’s Doing Any Welcome Back Specials Haha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Sydney man has outed himself as a deadset fuckwit, demonstrating the nerve to ask a pub owner whether there...
Excited Sydney Pub Proudly Welcomes Back Patrons With Three New Piss Cakes In The Trough
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A special treat for pub patrons today, as Erskinville establishment ‘The Stinky Bishop’ rolled out the yellow carpet for local grog...
Sydney’s Pub Regulars Resume Conversation From 4 Months Ago About The Bloody NRL Rule Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In case you didn't realise, because they didn't complain nearly half as loudly as Melbourne did last year, Sydney has just wrapped up...
Victorian Libs Who Fought Mask Mandate Call For Dan To Be Locked Up For Forgetting To Wear One
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has gifted his opponents a nice win after acknowledging that he forgot to wear a mask yesterday afternoon as...
Unis Give Up On Sustainable Educational Model After Hearing International Students Will Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's tertiary education sector has today breathed a huge sigh of relief.
Their cause for exhalation was the Victorian state government's revelation...
“Now That’s Just Dangerous” Laughs Perrottet When Asked If He’d Ever Allow Live Music Past 9pm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's peak health body, The Australian Medical Association (AMA) says they are concerned that NSW is moving "too fast, too soon" after Premier...
Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local truckie, Bill Kirkpatrick is stoked that Christmas is only three, maybe four, sleeps away.
"If that..." he reckons.
"Maybe just two. We'll see how...
Sydney Picnic Descends Into Pick-Ons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Just days until NSW begins to open back up, the youth of Sydney have finally mastered 'the picnic'.
Since September 18, the only form...
2021 Lockdowns Result In Unfortunate Spike Of 30-Year-Olds Wearing Roller Skates On Instagram
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As New South Wales notches up 15 weeks in lockdown, and Victoria hits 320 days since March last year, residents of both states...
Sky News Producer Laughed Out Of Morning Meeting After Pitching A Story On The Pandora Papers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A naive young media employee has been humiliated in front of her entire team for a serious faux pas today.
The aspiring journalist...
