Manager Of Sydney Wine Bar Prepares For War After Seeing An 8-Hour Booking For 6 Under ‘Bianca’
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In a matter of hours, Sydney's hospitality workers will endure their first Friday night crowd since New South Wales was released from the...
Local Pokie Whisperer Finally Tames His Steel Brumby With 2:15 AM Feature
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A modern-day Australian bushranger has peeled off from his pack of fellow reprobates to focus on his own interests, as the evening ends...
Inner-City Labor Worried Liberal Climate Action Is Going To Drive Undesirables To Vote For Albo
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As the NSW Liberal Government begins to accelerate the transition to renewables, it seems that carbon-exposed workers across Australia are starting to feel...
Hippy Twiggy Forrest Rolls Into Latest Greenie Press Conference With Vibrant Bongo Drum Solo
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The nation's newest greenie has wowed reporters at a spectacular press conference this morning.
Speaking with a couple of politicians down in Sydney,...
Unemployed Mate Can’t Believe You Aren’t Keen To Back Up Tonight
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A recently-but-not-so-recently unemployed man is making drastic moves to avoid watching Ellen on television today, and instead, he is stretching out phone calls...
“The Ford Raptors Will Keep Rolling In” Says NSW Government Pitching Hydrogen To Hunter Region
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The New South Wales Premier has kept the wins rolling in this week, announcing a shiny new policy to win over the people...
Small Town ‘Buy, Swap And Sell’ Page Exclusively Used To Sling Insults And Organise Fights
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The Emmet Buy/Swap/Sell Facebook page started out with pure intentions according to the administrator, but internal town politics and...
With Sydney Free, Melbourne Finally Concede That They Should’ve Just Locked Down Hard And Fast
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As Sydney emerges from a fifteen week lockdown, it has become clear that Victoria should have spent less time pussyfooting about and just...
“Cool” Says QLD, WA, SA, TAS And NT After NSW Premier Claims He’s ‘Leading Nation Out Of This’
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The rest of the nation has responded to NSW's bold comments yesterday.
As the southern state enjoys a week of opening back up,...
Bankstown Barber’s Hair Clippers Starting To Blow Smoke After 187 Fades In The Last 12 Hours
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Barber shops have reopened across Greater Sydney this week, after 4 long months of Home & Away hairlines and shonky home jobs.
The momentous...
