“Where I’m From There’s Not A Lot Of Roads Or Airports” Says Gold Coast Man Who Works In Canberra
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In another reminder to the nation that he is trying his very hardest to play a regional Aussie battler, Queensland Senator Matt Canavan...
QLD Premier Hires Gordie Tallis To Promote Jab With The New “Stop Being A Fucken Cat” Campaign
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Yesterday, the QLD Government announced a new roadmap towards united interstate families in time for Christmas, providing the state can get continue on...
Day 3 Of National Party’s Net Zero Debate Erupts Into A Brawl Over Monte Carlos Vs Kingstons
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As Australia's agricultural-centric political party remains undecided on whether or not they are willing to take action against the number one threat to...
After 30 Years Of Mediocrity, This Senior Public Servant Still Cannot Convert PDFs To Word Docs
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A gibbering old bastard who works at the Betoota Heights branch of the Australian Tax Office is still unable...
Sydney Parents Make Dash To Early-Opener Pub After High Energy Post-Lockdown School Drop-Off
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Sydney school zones are feeling like a staff Christmas party this week, as long-suffering parents bid farewell to their long-suffering kids after four...
Report: Maybe Ya Coulda Spent Less Time Pulling It To Submarines And Had A Yarn With Barnaby?
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As the sun slowly sinks down on another day in Canberra it appears as though the government is no closer to a unified...
“What’s This For?” Asks Rockhampton Landscaper After Being Offered A Jab At His Local Bunnings
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A huge spike in Queenslanders have received a jab at Bunnings after the state health department expanded its roll-out to utilise the car...
Perrottet Cops Thousands Of Emails From Hungover Sydney Voters Urging Him To Shut Pubs Back Down
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After a long 16 weeks of financial ruin and medical misinformation, the state of New South Wales finally hit the 80 per cent...
Arts Graduate Feeling A Little More Motivated After At Least Getting Auto-Reply To Job Application
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After a few long months of fretting about her future, things are looking up for Kristen Sullivan.
Toiling away through online application after application,...
Sydney University’s Languages And Cultures Department Now Offering Pig Latin As A Subject
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After a recent survey has show that there wasn't one early-20s white hipster that was unable to speak conversational Japanese, Sydney University has...
