Suburb’s Gentrification Process Now Complete With The Arrival Of Dogs Wearing Raincoats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our desert community is mourning the loss of another suburb to the horrors of gentrification this morning after a...
Local Boomer Sacks Accountant After Having To Actually Pay Fair Amount Of Tax
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local baby boomer has stormed out of his accountant’s office this week after his accountant dared to suggest that the boomer’s tax return might not...
Sharehouse Couch Begins New Journey With Sharehouse That Just Walked Past It On The Street
Residents of ‘The Snake Pitt’ have regretfully moved their three-seater couch on to the street this morning after three long years of service.
The five...
Friend Who Moved To Hobart Begins Ambitious Campaign To Get Friends To Join Her Haha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"Guys, seriously" says Lillie (27), right on cue.
"We should all move here haha"
Lillie is currently going through the paces expected from someone on...
Mate Really Sounding Like A Loser Boss During Phone Call With One Of His Younger Colleagues
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Tony Jobs has been caught out by some friends this afternoon.
The young engineer from Betoota Heights was sprung using his 'other voice' during...
First Prick To Yell ‘Taxi’ After Lockdown Restores Balance In World
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With Melbourne (the most locked-down city in the world during the worldwide virus shutdown) coming out of another lengthy lockdown, it has been...
Melbourne Man Beats His Mates To The Pub For That First Pint, Just To Take It All In Ya Know
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After an awful couple years, Melbourne has today exited its sixth lockdown, after reaching the 70% milestone of people aged over 16 in...
Christian Porter Refuses To Name Shadowy Figure Who Just Paid For His Petrol At Belconnen Servo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In what can only be described as one of the most flagrant disregards of public trust, the Morrison government has voted down the...
Absolute Fucken Dropnuts Doesn’t Want To Get The Jab Because He’s Scared
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A proud Queenslander who reckons he could smoke more bongs than any other bloke in his hometown and routinely breaks the speed limit...
North Queenslander All For A Laugh But Calling His Hometown ‘Clownsville’ Will Result In Hands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a day and age where everyone loves having a whinge about 'not being able to say anything anymore' - North Queensland remains...
