Tradesman Confronts Arch Nemesis During Heated Midweek Showdown In Local Loading Zone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A remarkably unpopular local parking ranger is in the hospital this morning and a French Quarter builder is facing charges after a heated...
Gladys: “How The Fuck Was I Supposed To Know How Much A Hillbilly Clay Target Shooting Club Costs?”
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ICAC is today continuing their investigation into whether Gladys Berejiklian breached public trust while advocating for a multi-million-dollar grant in her dodgy ex-boyfriend's...
Coked Up FIFO Who Lives In A Gold Coast Canal 6 Bedder Says PM Has Betrayed Rural Australia
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An entire workforce of carbon-exposed tradesmen have today declared their disgust with the man they voted for in 2019.
This comes as Scotty From...
Royal Commission Into Melbourne’s Crown Casino Confirms That The House Always Wins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The report from the Royal Commission into Melbourne's Crown Casino has been released this week, with a too-be-expected finding handed down.
Despite finding...
Victorian Libs To Focus On Defeating Andrews Once They Decide If Gays Should Be Electrocuted
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The Victorian opposition has today revealed that they will begin preparing for the 2022 state election, once they've decided how they all feel...
“I Wouldn’t Revive Silverchair For A Million Bucks” Says Man Who Would Be Paid A Lot More Than A Million Bucks To Revive Silverchair
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A man that could earn himself tens of millions of dollars if he ever decided to spend 6 months in and out of...
PM Allocates Two Submarine’s Worth Of Funding To Protect The Bush From Fall-Out Of Net Zero
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The Prime Minister has finally outlined somewhat of a road map for how his government plans to achieve its climate obligations.
Speaking from...
7-Year-Old Melbourne Kid Familiarises Self With Bizarre Concept Of Communal Learning Environment
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There were cheers of joy around Victoria and New South Wales today, as a vast number of kids in both states were dropped...
Report: Imagine If The National Party Put This Much Effort Into Protecting Rural Abattoir Workers
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Following a fortnight of kicking and screaming, the Nationals have finally agreed to back Australia's push to reach Net-Zero.
After having to log...
Local Woman Experiments With Gateway Cat
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In Betoota’s French Quarter, account manager Gretchen Steasley (27) may have made her first step on a slippery slope as she adopted a...
