“I Believe The Correct Term Is Unhoused” Inner-City Leftie Tells Bloke Holding Homeless Sign
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local leftie is pleased to reveal that he’s made the world a much better place today, as an ‘unhoused’ bloke sitting in...
Party Abandoned By People Under 50 Set To Abandon Their Only Policy Popular With People Under 50
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Senior Coalition figures are again threatening to walk from the frontbench unless Opposition Leader Sussan Ley ditches the party's...
Millennial Freezes In Horror After Learning Nikki Webster Has Kids That Are Nikki Webster Age
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A deep vein of Australian nostalgia was struck over night, as the nation celebrated 25 years since the Sydney Olympics at a televised...
Man With Keen Interest In Running Someone Over And Killing Them With His Car Moves To NT Because You Get A Slap On The Wrist For That Up There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man with a lifelong dream of killing a pedestrian with his car says he's finally packing up...
Man From Gerringong Bad At Rugby League
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A stunning revelation has been uncovered in Rugby League country.
In some breaking news from the harbourside city of Sydney, it's been confirmed...
Government Assures Extending The North West Shelf Gas Project Until 2070 Is Fine As They Will All Be Dead By Then
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactEnvironmental Minister Murray Watt has today brushed off concerns about North Shelf Gas Project’s effect on climate change, by assuring that none of...
Australia And Papua New Guinea Ink Defence Accord Amid Rising Kiwi Influence In Region
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Australia and Papua New Guinea have signed a bilateral defence accord intended to strengthen military cooperation and present a united front against what...
Bloke Buys A Pair Of Scrubs So He Can Enjoy His 9am Pints Without Judgement
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local finance worker has been forced to take extraordinary measures to justify his morning drinking routine, it has...
Local Hero Going Way Too Hard In Work Mixed Sports Competition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man who needs a bit of a reality check has today been urged to pull his head in by a couple...
Is Your Mood Entirely Dependent On A Toxic And Noisy Online Algorithm? You Should Try Doing Stuff!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With housing stress and the cost-of-living crisis forcing Australians into smaller and darker living quarters with less to spend, it's never been easier...
