Woman Returning From Holiday Grateful She Can Finally Have Normal Bowel Movements Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman suffering from the post holidays blues has today found a small silver lining this morning, as she reports her bowel movements...
Horrifying Climate Risk Assessment Finds Blah Blah Blah Who Gives A Shit Just Let Us Speculate On Property In Peace
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
More than a million Australians are at risk from sea levels rising by 2050 unless climate change can be...
Kiwi Man Still Reeling From The Toughest 3 Hours Of His Life
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota Heights man has today spoken to The Advocate about the worst Saturday arvo of his life.
Brett Wheeler (42) who...
Girl Gives Uber Driver 1-Star For Not Speaking Soothingly To His Friend Overseas The Whole Ride
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local girl has left her Uber disappointed, after her Pakistani driver wasn't speaking soothingly in Urdu to his friend back home over...
Uppababy vs Bugaboo Closest Thing To Gang Activity That Local Woman Will Ever Experience
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
Local mum Trina Forte is going behind enemy lines this morning by pushing her oat coloured Uppababy Vista 3...
Pampered Inner City Schoo-Moodle Has Better Diet Than Most Suburban Children
KEITH T. DENNET | New South | Contact
A local bloke is coming to terms with his place in the family hierarchy today, as he realises his family dog...
City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls
KEITH T. DENNENT | South | Contact
Residents of the World’s Most Boring City are sliding on their gumboots this week, excited to savour the...
Local Leo Still Pissed She Never Had A Childhood Pool Party
KEITH T. DENNENT | South | Contact
A local Leo has done the most Leo thing ever today and taken the time out her day...
Tubby Australian Man Craves The Kind Of Freedom That The Chinese Enjoy During Summer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local pudgy guy is yearning for the societal acceptance of slightly overweight middle aged men's bare stomachs that is the norm in...
Bloke That Did Scouts Well Into His Teen Years Now Has An Unhealthy Respect For Authority
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local man that was heavily involved in Scouts deep into his teen years has an unhealthy respect for all forms of authority,...
