QLD Government To Open Pop Up Subaru Lane From Brisbane To The Goldie For Laneway Festival
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a surprising move from Queensland premier David Cristafulli, the government has announced they'll be opening up a special Subaru lane between Brisbane...
Pickleball Players Skip Game and Just Get Straight To Adding Each Other On LinkedIn
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A group of corporate hustlers have this week found a way to make their lives even more efficient.
Locked into their weekly grindset...
Adobe Acrobat AI Summarises 300-Page Report Into One Paragraph, Watches Boss Only Read The Headline
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A local office man has today gone and stuffed himself, after a rather underwhelming interaction with his boss.
Andrew Childers (32) from our town’s...
Inner-North Melbourne Man Takes Financial Gap Year To Parents Place In Byron
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A local Toorak via Brunswick man has today opened up to The Betoota Advocate about his huge leap towards 'financial freedom.'
Hugo Whiteman,...
Virgin To Allow Dogs On Board But Not Gross And Suggestive Breastfeeding Mums In The Lounge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some exciting news for travelling pet owners, Virgin Australia is now allowing customers to bring small cats and dogs to board flights...
Local Grazier Reckons AuctionsPlus Is Better Than TikTok Before Bursting Out Laughing At What His Neighbour Wants For His Narrow-Fucken-Knocked-Knee-Open-Faced-Two-Tooth-Wookatook-Ewes
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A Simpson Desert wool and fat lamb producer has indulged himself this afternoon, spending some time in the office...
Man Returns Home From Mental Health Walk Feeling Worse Because He Lives In Orange
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A local man currently on secondment at Cadia mine has taken himself for a walk this morning around Orange...
Man Forced To Reacquaint Self With The Servo Pie After Getting Pissed In A Town With No Migrants
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Betoota man, Dale Buderim (30) has gone bush for work.
As a graduate engineer who's been hauled in to work on the later stages...
Urban Planner Responsible For Prevalence Of London Plane Trees Charged With Historical Offences
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The man behind Australia's London Plane Tree nightmare is finally set to face the music.
Urban Planner Alfred Simmons (84) from Sydney's Lower...
Anyway, Can We Get Back To These Epstein Files Now?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs social media discussions continue to shift away from convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and his associates, many have been left wondering when...
