Spring In Full Force As Nations Nerds Begin Complaining About Being Sneezy
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT
The nation has warmly welcomed the annual transition from winter to spring.
The new season brings warmer temperatures and sees a few lucky...
Gout Gout’s Arrival On National Zeitgeist Complete As Central Queensland Cattleman Rings Neighbour To Talk About Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Teenage sprint sensation Gout Gout has cemented his place in the national zeitgeist after being discussed during the most...
“This Place Hasn’t Been Cool Since 2015” Says Man Who Moved To City In 2014
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA man who moved to a major global city from his small hometown in 2014, has boldly declared that the city lost its...
‘Ah, Now It’s A Home’ Says Local Housewife After Ruining Perfectly Good Couch With A Hermes Throw
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
SORE SIGHT FOR THE EYES: A Betoota Grove housewife, Lucy Mitchell has finally completed her dream home renovations with what she's calling...
Local Woman Finishes Her Stern Advice With ‘IDK Tho’ Incase It Ruins Friend’s Life
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTIDK THO: Betoota Heights local Sophie Turner was left at a crossroads this morning following her routine coffee catch up with close...
Report Finds Entitled Young People Must Be Taxed More To Improve Living Standards For Resource Companies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some bad news for working Australians, the government has today confirmed that younger generations will have to bear the brunt of higher...
Man That’s Really Into Beard Grooming Also Loves Smoked Meats And Shit Beers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A 38 year old man who's really into his beard also happens to be into smoking meats and shit craft beers.
Damien Hurle, a...
Local Bachelor Won’t Floss Again For Another Year Because He Bled Last Time
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
"That's why I never floss, because every time I do it I bleed!" explained a frustrated Jeremy Hawkes (26).
Jeremy has found himself in...
Local Woman Longs For When The World’s Most Viral Video Was A Song Pharrell Williams Made For Shopping Centres
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local woman horrified with the direction of the world over the last 5 years, desperately yearns for the return of the viral...
Local Man Catches Himself Thinking About The Brand Power Lady Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA local man has once again caught himself daydreaming about the comforting face of the Brand Power lady.
For reasons even he struggles to...
