Brisbane’s New ‘Big Hose’ Sculpture Already Getting Cut Up By Teenagers To Make Big Bongs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn news that should come of no surprise to anyone, it’s alleged that teenagers have already cut off a huge chunk of hose...
Dubbo Man Blows Another Date By Taking A Swig Directly From Soy Sauce Bottle
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A Dubbo man has revealed he ruined an "otherwise enjoyable" evening last week by drinking soy sauce directly from...
Johnson & Johnson Deeply Regrets Skipping Last Protection Payment To The Trump Regime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA pharmaceutical company formerly owned by Johnson & Johnson is reportedly sorely regretting missing their latest 'protection money' payments to the Trump administration, after US...
Ley Pens Letter To Republicans Stating Her Party’s Benchmark For Dead Palestinians Hasn’t Been Met Yet
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Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has made it her lugubrious duty to write directly to members of the United States...
Record High Fare Evasion In NSW Linked To Rail Service’s Record High Schedule Evasion
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The NSW Government is today pondering the revelation that its constituents are the biggest fare dodgers in the country.
This follows a damning...
Affordable Women’s Clothing Remains Committed To Neutral Tones Except For This Particular Shade Of Red
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A majority of the nation’s affordable women’s clothing shops have unanimously agreed that only one non colour of clothing is allowed amongst a...
Brisbane Mum Refuses To Play Favourites, Loves All Of Her Darling Boys Equally
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In an exclusive sit down with The Betoota Advocate, a Brisbane mum has today confirmed that she never has played favourites, and she...
Thin Haired Woman Stares Daggers At Follically Blessed Boyfriend Who Can Never Be Bothered To Wash His
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has long struggled with her impossible to style thin hair has found herself harbouring some very angry thoughts towards her...
Oscar Piastri Drives Too Fast Around A Corner
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The zippiest young driver to come out of Australia in decades has this weekend had a race to forget.
Heading to Azerbaijan at...
Local Girl Has Sensory Meltdown After Boyfriend Drags Her To JB Hi Fi, EB Games, Chemist Warehouse & Culture Kings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA poor local woman has found herself having a sensory meltdown last weekend, after her boyfriend made her spend an hour and a...
