Sydney’s Expecting Mothers Urged To Pop A Few Panadol To Help Fix The Struggling NSW Rail Network
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactSydney’s expectant mothers are being urged to pop more Panadol, as residents of the harbour city continue to endure a notoriously unreliable train...
XXXX Brings Back The ‘Troublemaker’ Cans As A Tribute To The Naughtiest Broncos Side In Decades
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After decades of prioritising their marketing budget on the midstrength Gold and 'summer bright' ales, it seems that XXXX are joining the rest...
‘Affordable Housing Quotas’ Actually Just A Single Floor Of $1M Units Mixed Into 20 Floors Of $3m Units
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After decades of skyrocketing property prices and a complete paralysis of action from the Australian political class, it can finally be confirmed that...
Albo And Penny Put The Company Card Behind The Bar At Old Mates After Big Day In The Office
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is set to end what's been a hectic day in the office by taking the...
Mate Who Reckons They Don’t Make Good Movies Anymore Still Quite Keen For DiCaprio, Penn And Del Toro
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A local cinephile has today made a stunning revelation.
Alistair Wilson (31) from our town’s new EV capital has explained to the group chat...
Noticeably Cranky Mood In The NewsCorp Office This Morning As Albanese Secures Meeting With Trump
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThere was a noticeably sour mood in the NewsCorp offices this morning, with roughly half the newsroom reportedly scrambling to come up with...
Local Woman Says She’s Going To Blow This Guy’s Brains All Over The Dairy Section If She Doesn’t Get Some Cocobella By 6pm Tonight
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Police have locked down the Betoota Heights Stockland Shopping Centre this afternoon after a tense stand-off in the Woolworths...
Man Generously Treats Carriage Of Tired Commuters To Detailed Run Down Of Entire Personal Life
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A local geezer from shores afar has this week received a multitude of thanks for his efforts to brighten everyone's day.
Ainsley Gerald...
Gymgoer Left With Box Shaped Norks After Being Betrayed By Sports Bra’s Removable Padding Yet Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been yet again betrayed by the removable bra padding in her sports bra, as yesterday's afternoon gym session saw...
Hippy Hastie Implores Nation To Start Making Locally-Sourced, Fair-Trade EVs Again Like The Holden Volt
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A bongo-slapping loon that moonlights as a Member of Parliament has made the bold suggestion that foreigners make inferior...
