Cruise Industry Asks, Uh, If You Wanna Go On A Cruise Yet Or Nah Or Like Fuck No Never Again, Thanks
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The cruising industry has today asked if Australians are ready to get back on the water - or if...
Rest Of Nation Now In A Good Enough Mood To Congratulate Brisbane For Winning The Olympics Bid
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Nearly a month and half after the southern states were finally released from the gruelling 2021 lockdowns, it seems that the rest of...
Local Bloke Begins Preparations For Long-Awaited Visit To His Rural Hometown Over Christmas
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With Christmas around the corner, New Farm-based accountant Fraser Theodore has today begun to get plans in place to return home for the...
Inner-City Yuppie Worries He’s Running Out Of Bogans To Dehumanise As Anti-Vax Protests Shrink
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A well-heeled South Yarra solar panel importer has today made the crushing realisation that the deplorable sacks of shit within his community who...
Filthy Snitch Coworker BCCs The Boss In Stern Email
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A local filthy snitch has today stitched up a colleague by sending through an email query without disclosing that the boss has been...
Scotty Insists He’s Heading To The Pub For A Big Friday Session With Heaps Of Mates
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After a huge run of fibs, the nation's Prime Minister has today rounded out his working week in style.
After publically claiming that...
Sydney’s GPS Schools Dispute PM’s Claim That He Once Ran 100M Under 12 At Athletics Carnival
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A morning of fibs has gotten even worse for the Prime Minister, with the man in charge of the country being called out...
Scotty’s Nose Starts Distorting After He Claims To Have Never Told A Lie In Public Office
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The Prime Minister has had to abruptly wrap up a press conference this morning, after an unfortunate facial issue.
Speaking to reporters about...
“I Guess I’ll Just Become An Anti-Vaxxer?” Says Pauline After Two Years Of Zero Immigration
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As the drums of a Federal Election start beating, One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has had to make a quick rebrand to save...
Gen-X Woman Knows Heaps About Buddhism
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Local Gen-X book publishing account manager, Heidi Stefani (46) has today applied a Buddhist proverb to pretty standard frustration that millions of people...
