Aussie Hospitality Sector Cheers As Nepali Visa Workers Arrive Like Allied Forces At Normandy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Starting today, 200,000 visas for skilled migrants and students have been made available to boost an Australian economy that has been sitting idle...
Odd Assortment Of Stolen Pub Glassware Fair Indication He’s Not Ready To Settle Down Yet
TRACEY BENDIGNER | Culture | Contact
A local girl has had her suspicions confirmed this evening after opening up the glasses cupboard in her fling’s...
3-Ply TP in Guest Bathroom Fair Sign Mate’s Parents Are Loaded
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT'
A local man enjoyed a porcelain ponder this morning, hypothesizing about just how rich his mate's parents are.
After a long day...
Cafe Staff Acting Like They’ve Been Asked To Split An Atom Instead Of A Bill
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local cafe staff might be expecting a Nobel Science Prize in the mail after attempting to split a bill for a table of...
Plumber On Union Job Forced To Do 15 Minutes Over Time To Cover Parking Fine He Got Out Front
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights homeowner has had a rather sour end to the week this afternoon, after having to stay back an extra quarter...
Emergency Response Crews Called After Huntsman Spotted In Living Room Of Local Sharehouse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local sharehouse is currently at panic stations this afternoon after a spider was spotted by two of its residents in the living...
Electric Vehicle Manufacturers Launch ‘Yarra Valley Battery Banquet’ To Compete With Deni Ute Muster
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Exciting news for organic wine swillers this week, as electric vehicle manufacturers announce plans to launch a new exclusive VIP event...
PM Unable To Help Stop NT Case Numbers Because He Can’t Stage A Photoshoot With Closed Borders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Northern Territory town of Katherine has had their lockdown extended until Monday after the Nregion recorded nine new cases of overnight.
The new...
Westfield Begin Thawing Out Michael Bublé In Time For December 1st
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the annual Christmas shopping hysteria right around the corner, executives from the Australian supermarket giant Westfield have today pressed the button.
The ex-NASA...
Restaurant Owner Questions Chef’s Training After Learning He Doesn’t Deal Drugs On The Side
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A regional chef’s credentials have today been questioned after it was revealed that he doesn’t deal drugs on the side.
The chef...
