Local Farmer Attempts To Lure Workers With Generous Offer Of Free Accommodation And Fruit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Betoota Plains primary producer has today been praised for thinking outside the box.
Berrick Watts (59) says he's decided to try and...
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour that he's been taking moot...
Local Primary Schooler Rattled To Learn The Truth About ‘Elemenopee’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local grade two student has today experience one of early education system's biggest learning curves.
After 18 months of schooling, 6-year-old Benjamin Zhao...
Employers Unsure How To React To Vaping During Work Zoom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As The Australian and other satirical news sites have confirmed, no one was hit harder by the spicey cough than employers.
First dealing...
Scientists Confirm 48 Hours Of Rampant Hedonism Can Be Offset By A Fancy Monday Morning Juice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Betoota University School of Science has released some interesting research today, confirming that an expensive takeaway juice on a Monday morning can have...
“We Had A Great Time” Says Pop Handing Over Grandkids Full To The Brim With Glucose And Fanta
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTAC
A Betoota Ponds couple is eagerly looking forward to dinner, bath, and bedtime today, after picking up their kids from Nan and Pops....
Scott Morrison’s Secret Job Spree Sees Australia’s Unemployment Level Plummet To Record Low
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Further details on the former Prime Minister's desecration of the nation's democracy have been confirmed today.
It has been revealed that Scott Morrison's...
Report: 9 In 10 Encounters With Tasmania Tigers Are Filmed On A Nokia 3200
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A joint investigation between Dubbo's Western Plains Zoo and the CSIRO has concluded that nearly all encounters with the elusive yet extinct Tasmania...
Self Taught Psychologist Gives Out Her Third Narcissism Diagnosis For This Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has recently found herself learning what a narcissist is has surprisingly discovered that they do not make up just 1%...
Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City2Surf Bib Just In Case Anyone Wasn’t Aware He Raced Yesterday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
An office in Sydney's CBD is this morning trying to avoid contact with one of the company's favourite sons.
This comes after Bondi...
