James Franco To Bring Out Humorous Weed-Smoking Side Of Fidel Castro
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In the most outrageous casting choice since the last outrageous casting choice, actor, comedian, and Instagram socialiser James Franco has been cast to...
Mark Wahlberg Brought In To Do An ‘Italian Job’ On The European Nation’s Spiralling Inflation
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
In response to Italy’s ongoing economic crisis and the shocking resignation of their PM Mario Draghi, the Italian people have demanded that Mark...
China’s 11 Missiles That Missed Taiwan Declared Worst Back Hand Volley Since Mark Philippoussis
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT
Geopolitical sports pundits have declared that China’s 11 ballistic missiles that missed Taiwan was the worst back-handed volley since Mark ‘the Scud’ Philippoussis.
The...
Extremely Cost Effective And Successful Government App Retired After Identifying 16th Case
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The government is under fire today, after a senseless decision to shut down one of the most successful public health policies in recent...
Dominos Forced To Pull Out Of Italy After Uncultured Locals Turn Noses Up At Hotdog Crust And Lava Cakes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A major fast food franchise has this week had to take a firm loss after a 7-year experiment ended in tears.
The major...
Serious Concerns Held For The Future Of Tennis Fashion After Serena Announces Retirement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The world of tennis has been rattled today by the news that Serena Williams will be casing the racquet.
The greatest to ever...
Qantas Urged To Consider A New Radical Proposal: Hiring Some Permanent Fucking Staff
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's former flagship airline has today been hit with a radical new proposal to deal with the numerous crises afflicting them.
Titled...
Local Bloke Deletes ‘Be Real’ App After Copping Too Many Selfies Of His Mates Taking A Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who finally caved and downloaded this Be Real app everybody’s been talking about has found himself deleting it just three days...
Mid-Strength Schooner In World’s Shittest City Now Costs More Than A Kebab
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In sad news for Sydneysiders that enjoy a glass sandwich, the price of a mid-strength schooner is about to really hit...
Climate Crisis To End Housing Crisis With New Beach Front Properties In Ipswich
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Those who say two wrongs don’t make a right might have to think again.
In recent years, young Australians have found themselves facing both...
