Road Worker Chewing Through 3am Servo Sandwich Unsure If Mayo Is Tangy Or Brimming With Salmonella
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A starving road worker has decided to play some ‘Caltex Roulette’ this morning, rolling the dinner dice on a chicken and...
Bachelor’s Pillow Either Extracted From A 19th Century Slum Or He’s Leaking Battery Acid
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA proverbial bachelor has this week proved that there are no limits to how disgusting he can be, after a hookup spotted an...
“The Gender Pay Gap Is A Myth” Says Bloke Who Earns 190k A Year Driving A Big Tonka Truck
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Economists and social theorists are today eating humble pie after being destroyed by a Gold Coast man named Brenton Thomas.
After a big...
Report: Smart Watch Makes Man Look Dumb
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Twilight Zone level of retribution has been rained down upon a local substitute teacher this week as his smart watch made him...
Elite Private School Boys Caught Acting Like Elite Sydney Private School Boys Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In news that comes as a shock to almost no one, a group of elite private school boys has been busted acting like...
Jobs Summit: Head Of Public Service Calls For 8.5x Pay Rate For Any Hours Worked On A Friday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The boss of the nation's public servants has today arrived at the national Job Summit ready to fight for his workers.
Kicking off...
Sydney Woman Spends 3 Hour Work Commute Thinking About How Excited She Is For New Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A Sydney woman has today spent the morning trying to contain her excitement regarding an exciting event that is about to take place...
Queensland Police Intercept $135 Million Shipment Of Cocaine
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Queensland Police have done something newsworthy this week but with the delightful twist that they are not in hot water for it.
In collaboration...
Jetstar Wins Customers Back By Offering Sale On One Way Flights To Avalon At 6am On A Tuesday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The nation's favourite budget airline has today wowed the nation, with a sale that seems like it is too good to be true....
Labor Party To Look After Working Class Base By Pushing Through Tax Cuts That Benefit Top 1%
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party has today confirmed its commitment to fighting for its base.
Marking their 100th day in office yesterday, the new...
