So Called ‘Royal Family’ Doesn’t Have Enough Hot Blonde People Committing Incest To Pique Woman’s Interest
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to sticking to her morals, it appears that local woman Joceline Fenwick finds herself coming up with excuses if the...
Business Council Proposes Students Should Get Extra 2 Years To Stay And Work All The Shit Jobs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The recent Jobs and Skills Summit has blessed Australia’s International students with a great outcome, giving them an extra two years post-study to...
“You Just Can’t Describe It” Says Corporate Woman Before Spending 2 Hours Describing Burning Man
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local woman is busy regaling tales of her travels this morning, to an audience of disinterested work colleagues who zoned...
Day 5 Of Rolling Australian News Coverage Confirms That The Queen’s Situation Has Not Improved
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia's media are this week well and truly playing the role of a loyal backwater British colony, as almost zero local news manages...
Report: Turns Out Star Casino Is Responsible For More Crime Than Rest Of The City They Ruined
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In news that comes as a shock to the entire state of NSW, a recently published report has found that Sydney's Star Casino...
Victorians Brag About Getting 4-Day Public Holiday Not Even A Year After Their 260-Day Holiday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Victoria is feeling even more smug than usual this week, after residents of the state have come to a huge realisation.
Those who...
2023 NRL Season To Just Be Chooks v Bunnies On Repeat
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The nation’s rugby league commentators have spoken, and That. Was. Finals. Footy.
After going head-to-head for the second week in a row, the two...
Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this week decided to take their tributes to...
Report: Yaasss King
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Queen Elizabeth II has died. She is no longer in charge of half the world.
And after enduring one of the most public and...
Panther’s Fan Not Nervous About Anything, Fuck You
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
NRL finals footy kicks off tomorrow night, meaning half of the nation’s footy fans are absolutely chewing their mouth lining to pieces in...
