Sydney Man Dreams Of Which Glorious 3 Bedder He Could Buy If He Wins The $160 Million Powerball
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A man from our nation's festering sore of Sydney has today opened up about some of his hopes and dreams.
The office worker...
Labor Pledge $1.7B More Than Scotty For Private Schools Because Where Else Do Union Staff Come From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Labor earmarked $70.2 billion for private schools in Tuesday's budget, which is roughly $1.7 billion more than was promised...
Local Bloke Says His Rig Is Also Experiencing High Inflation Levels Thanks To This Damn Recession
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local man has today revealed to The Advocate just how far and wide this financial crisis has spread.
Betoota Heights office worker...
Exhausted And Confused Paul Murray Calls Rupert Murdoch To Clarify That The Manly Footballers Are Brave Heroes For Boycotting The Pride Jersey But The Netballers Are Entitled Brats For...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment heading into the 2022 Federal Election, Australia's saturating conservative media appears to be completely without purpose.
With the...
Greenie Activists Throwing Tomato Soup On MONA’s Vagina Wall Accidentally Make Artwork Even More Valuable
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe nation’s Greenies have this week taken inspiration from some of the climate protests that have been dominating the news lately, by targeting...
3rd Melbourne Airport To Be Built In The Even More Convenient Location Of Ballarat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactInfrastructure Victoria has today announced they have plans to make flying to the allergy capital of the world even more confusing, by building...
Rinehart Pivots Philanthropic Efforts Into Harvesting All Sea Life From The Ocean With Newly Built Recycling Plant
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs every talking head in Australia continues to weigh in on the Netball Australia drama, the mining magnate at the centre of it...
Bureau Of Meteorology Going Through Their Snoop Lion Phase
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe Bureau of Meteorology yesterday raised eyebrows by randomly insisting that they no longer wish to go by the acronym ‘BOM’, which is...
Beautiful Sydney Turns It On For Nedd Brockmann’s Final Leg
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The picturesque Harbour City has outdone itself today, by turning on some textbook Sydney weather - ahead of one of the most important...
QLD Government Cover South Bank With Cotton Farms To Prevent Further Flooding In 3rd La Nina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Both the Queensland Government and Brisbane City Council are preparing for the 3rd La Ninã weather system, which is expected to cause widespread...
