Ageing Millennials Encouraged To Get Their Knees And Hips Checked Out Before Blink 182 Reunion Tour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the nation’s millennials wake up to news of Blink 182’s reunion (or saw it when it dropped at midnight last night) it...
“So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?” Asks Nation
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The people of Australia are today wondering if we are supposed to just pretend that one of our country's biggest Telco companies didn't...
Australians Once Again Treating Their Beautiful Lettuce Like Shit As Prices Return To Normal
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Australian shoppers are once again treating their fruit and veggies like absolute shit, as prices finally plummet to pre-pandemic levels.
Lettuce, in particular, is...
Fuck Here We Go Again
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Australia's river towns are on their knees praying this weekend, as monsters rainbands spread across the eastern seaboard.
After a year of relentless flood...
OPINION: Why A Housing Market Collapse Is Bad News For Me And My Deadshit Kids Who Are Waiting For Me To Die
HARVEY THOMAS | Opinion | ContactHere I sit in the kitchen of my favourite home (which I probably have to refer to as they/them now) staring at an...
Adelaide Really Selling Itself As A Global City Despite Still Referring To Bánh Mì As ‘Dog Rolls’
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Adelaide residents are still fuming over their recent dip in 'liveability' after dropping 27 place The Economist Intelligence Unit’s 2022 Global Liveability Index...
Local Girl Having Her Fortnightly Menty B Realises Dogs Really Do Look Like Their Owners
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs she stares at herself sobbing in the bathroom mirror, local girl Sadie Partridge is struck with two thoughts.
One, crying makes her...
AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head
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After ten years of dragging the chain on privacy protections to focus on tweaking religious discrimination laws, the Australian Government is today panicking...
Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities
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A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in a weird AirBnB with staff, multiple suites,...
Absolute Sicko Seated A Row In Front Just Smashing A Full Season Of Big Bang On Long Haul Flight
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As Australians return to a world where international travel is once again on the cards, travellers are becoming reacquainted with the bizarre experiences...
