The Poorest Rich People Say Goodbye To Skiing For Another Year
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the Australian snow season officially wraps.
Known for being...
Victorian Liberals To Defend Strongholds From Teal Candidates By Telling Everyone They Have Wives Who Are Lovely
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Victorian Liberals are bracing themselves for similar thumping experienced by their Federal peers at the upcoming state election, with independent teal candidates...
Cyber Attack On Red Rooster Sees One Bloke From Cannon Hill Named Greg’s Data Leaked
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Another data breach has hit a well known Australian brand as Red Rooster suffers a cyber attack that has stolen the data of...
Very Real Racist White Gangs Of Perth Getting Far Less Air Time Than Fictional African Gangs Of Melbourne
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some not so surprising news from newsrooms around the country, dangerous gangs of young white men aren't getting anywhere near the attention...
Naarm Settler Fires Up LinkedIn To Let Network Know She’ll Be Busy Working At 3pm Today
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Smoke is billowing from a Brunswick loft this morning, as a politically charged yuppie furiously hammers at her keyboard to craft...
Emotional Investor’s Recession Survival Strategy Is To Just Throw Laptop Out The Window
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
A Laptop has been seen careening through the air in Betoota’s Old City District this afternoon, after it was unceremoniously launched from the...
Recently Dumped Bloke Decides Against Guaranteed Sex And Happy Marriage With Woman Who Smiled At Him On Street
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTRecently single fella Ryan Teak (34) has learnt the hard way that the world is really not designed for single people.After being dumped...
Local Orchestral Trombonist Admits Jeffrey Dahmer Series Not Helping Struggling Love Life
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local musician is cursing Netflix this week, admitting the latest Jeffrey Dahmer series continues to put a handbrake on his...
Nation Rushes To The Pub As Starter’s Gun Fires On 2022 Silly Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
And we are off and racing.
That's right, the starter's gun has officially been fired into the air, and the 'Silly Season' is...
James Webb Telescope Discovers Supermassive Black Hole At Qantas Customer Service HQ
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The James Webb Space Telescope has made a startling discovery. It has revealed the presence of a supermassive black hole at the customer...
