Hip Hop Venues Praised By Trans Groups For Their Commitment To Gender Neutral Bathrooms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Six months after the furious Federal election culture wars and the conversation surrounding trans rights has mellowed in Australia.
According to the census, Australians...
Elijah Wood Blamed For Embarrassing Attempts Of Hooliganism Among A-League Fans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite the fact that no one else in his family supports Melbourne Victory, and the fact that he is...
Attempts To Humanely Evacuate Huntsman From Household Result In Multiple People Losing Their Voice
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights household has today been taken hostage by a stupidly oversized arachnid, which let its presence be known mid cooking session.
It’s...
Anti-Vaxxers Terrified Medibank Data Breach Might Reveal How They’ve Managed To Avoid Smallpox
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In yet another example of why we actually need a competent Federal Government that isn't obsessed with photoshoots and culture wars, it seems...
Launceston Ready To Go Full Biloela On Home Affairs As Another Beloved Rural Family Faces Deportation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
It appears that the Albanese Government are about to learn the same lessons that Scott Morrison learnt about the protective mateship of rural...
Labor Refuses To Crack Down On Tax-Dollar-Bludging Bums Who Do Nothing But Get Pissed Every Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Labor Government has today faced stinging criticism for its facilitation of dole-bludging cheats who live off the taxpayers purse.
Known as the...
8:30am Train To Work Cancelled After Old Tweets Resurfaced
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn the biggest scandal facing the rail industry, the 8:30am train to work has been cancelled after some old controversial tweets resurfaced.Known for...
Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn avid PC gamer is keeping Betoota locals on their toes this morning, given a wide berth thanks to his concerning...
‘Gamble Responsibly’ To Be Replaced By ‘Feed Your Fucking Kids’ Under New Regulations
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the Australian snow season officially wraps.
The gambling industry...
Property Investors Say Falling House Prices Are The Worst Thing Because, Um, Because Of, Um…
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
At this year’s Property Investment Symposium at Betoota Lakes Conference Centre, well-respected property experts were asked to solve the housing affordability crisis.
Astute property...
