NSW Police Say Key To Solving The Endless Gangland Murders Is Assaulting Elderly Cultural Icons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
New South Wales Police Force have today revealed a ground breaking plan to combat the wave of serious crime that is plaguing the...
“Nah Haven’t Been Watching” Says Italian Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Aside from all the off-field drama about extreme human rights abuses and unbridled corporate corruption, the first two days of the 2022 FIFA...
Victoria Gravely Overestimates How Little Of A Fuck The Rest Of Nation Give About This Inconsequential Election
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With an inconsequential state election around the corner, Victoria has once against wildly miscalculated the amount of time the rest of the nation...
Nation’s Ethnic Restaurants Excitedly Prepare To Violate RSAs With 3am World Cup Matches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Ethnic restaurants and cafes across the country (with one notable exception) are abuzz this week, in preparation for the World Cup.
Exorbitant amounts...
Joe Biden Leaves Bali With Great Diplomatic Progress And A Weeping Burn From Moped Muffler
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
US President Joe Biden told reporters in Washington this morning that he got the full Bali experience while he...
Girl On Ps Drives Long Into The Night So No One Will See Her Park
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A girl with a new found freedom has quickly turned into a rider in the night.
As someone from a big family, Zelda Wilson...
Cute Little Lockdown Puppies Now Fully Grown Mutts With Zero Discipline And Useless Yuppie Owners
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Cafes, pubs, playgrounds and workplaces around the country are battling with a complete lack of dog owner etiquette, as hundreds of thousands of...
Friend Barely Capable Of Keeping Her Phone Connected Somehow Overseas Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Does God have a plan for me?" she asked.
"Why does he let me suffer? Why is Janine fucking Willmott...
“Bro That One With The Bright Orange Sauce… That’s My Favourite” Albanese Tells Xi Jinping
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has met with Chinese President Xi Jinping at the G20 Summit, the first Australian leader to do so in...
‘Mixed-Use Development’ Roughly Translated To ‘Stop Asking About The Public Housing We Demolished’
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A new report from the Betoota 2050 plan has identified thousands of new terms to be added to the official list of of...
