Intern Quietly Wondering If This Life Is Sustainable After First Silly Season Working In Sales
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Staring in horror at the party bucket on the meeting room table, local intern Lily Long doesn’t know if she has it in...
South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The state of South Australia has today declared a statewide day of mourning, after Germany was unceremoniously bundled out of the World Cup....
City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of year wind up.
With the festive season beginning...
Senator Jacinta Price Officially Promoted To ‘One Of The Good Ones’ By Her Redneck Overlords
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It seems there has been enough rain in regional Australia this year for the National Party to delve back into the murky culture...
Gas Baron Assures Nation His Fossil Fuel Business Is Essential For Renewable Energy Transition
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
Australia and the world is undertaking a once-in-a-century transformation in the way energy is generated and consumed.
Dirty legacy energy fuels such as coal...
Regional Pub Serving Curry With Chips Not Getting Michelin Attention They Deserve
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In further proof that life isn’t fair, an Australian regional pub is not getting the culinary acknowledgement it deserves for serving a curry...
Dad Still Regretting Not Saying G’day To King Wally At Milton Traffic Lights In 1997
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local dad says there's not many things he regrets in this lifetime. Not many at all.
Heath Goddard says he really wishes he...
Nobody Is Reading This Shit Anymore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite the fact that no one outside of Melbourne really gives a fuck about their state politics, you have to admit that the...
New Wave Of Chef Dramas Fail To Include Any Rockabilly Joe Rogan Fans With No Drivers Licence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A new movie about the exotic creatures that are the world’s chefs has raised some interesting questions this week.
With the release of ‘The Menu’,...
Australian-Made Prosecco To Be Renamed “Black Out Juice” After EU Winemakers Demand Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Producers of prosecco in Europe are demanding local winemakers stop using the name as they look to impose similar...
