Kindergarten Teacher Sighs As First Wave Of Kids Called ‘Doja’ And ‘Dua’ Arrive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Eyebrows are being raised in a demountable classroom at West Betoota Primary this morning as a local kindergarten teacher gets the...
Universally Loved Athlete Unites Sporting World With Euphoric Comeback Win
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Sports fans across the nation and the world are joyful dancing around in unison today, after a stirring sporting victory last night.
Following...
Local Farmer A Little Bit More Shy About Political Views After Reading ‘Bulldozed’ Over Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
There was once a time where local primary producer, Brangus Jennings (58) took great pleasure in imparting his political wisdom on anyone would...
Friday Wedged Between Public Holiday And Weekend Is Kidding Itself
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Groans can be heard from city offices, kitchen tables and many couches across the country this morning as the nation’s email...
Inner West Sydney Man Actually Doing Australia Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Sydney’s Inner West is an area known for diverse cuisine, craft everything and kooky locals who would like to live in Australia's centre...
Teenagers Boycott Australia Day By Earning Time And A Half
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
There might be hope for the youth after all as some brave young Betootans have stuck it to the Australia Day public holiday...
“I Guess There Is A Man Drought” Says Married Bloke Looking At His Mates Through Critical Lens
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has finally seen the light today, it can be confirmed.
After months of trying to explain the concept of a...
Faith In Humanity Restored As Sydney Harbour Bridge Is Closed To Allow Cute Gosling To Cross Safely
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some heartwarming news from Sydney, it appears that faith in humanity has been completely restored as officials moved swiftly to close down...
Cannon-Brookes Lays Different Kind Of Cable On Twiggy Forrest’s Doorstep As Spat Heats Up
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
It is understood Billionaire tech titan Mike Cannon-Brookes may have been a poo-jogger in a former life.
This comes as the relatable everyman finds...
Queenslander Losing Qantas Lounge Virginity Stunned They’ll Let You Free Pour Your Own Bundy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTBorn and bred in Dalby in the Western Downs of Queensland, local fencing contractor Darren Berrigan (34) is not usually one...
