PM Promises Same Amount Of Detail Dutton Provided When Giving 423 Mil To Shack On Kangaroo Island
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Anthony Albanese has today responded to Peter Dutton's continual requests for 'detail' - by reminding him of the past.
Peter Dutton has this...
Bloke Who Refuses To Reveal Why He Left Police Force Furiously Demands More Detail On Indigenous Voice To Parliament
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's Opposition Leader has today confirmed he has a fluid perspective on information being in the public realm.
Speaking to the media...
Oh Shit: Unruly Teenagers Have Crazy Idea To Eat Somewhere With Table Service
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The sight of young people enjoying a long day in a spirit breaking shopping precinct can only mean one thing; it is school...
Doctors Unable To Revive Cold Chips
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota family is dealing with the rarest of losses today as they had to say goodbye to something known as ‘a handful...
Perrottet Says He Was Not Aware How Offensive Nazi Costumes Were Until He Read Spare
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has today apologised for wearing a Nazi uniform to his 21st birthday party, saying he only just realised the...
Post-Christmas Stench Coming From Apartment Block Bins Almost Criminal At This Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australians living in medium to high density housing can this week confirm that things are really starting to pong in the waste room,...
Nation Shocked To Learn The A-League Has That Many Fans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Australia is this weekend grappling with the fall out from a shocking incident during a local sporting derby.
With Melbourne Victory facing off against...
“It’s Exactly Like My 9 To 5” Says Government Employee Binge Watching Entire Series Of Utopia
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
The reverential Logie Award-winning Australian comedy series, Utopia, has hit a little too close to home today for full-time indentured public servant, Callan...
Windfall Profits Resources Tax Designed By Billionaire Tory Apparently Too Radical For Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia has confirmed today that it is refusing to join the United Kingdom on its spiral into a deep radical...
Scotty Absolutely Rooted After Putting In A Full 6 Hour Day At The Robodebt Royal Commission
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reportedly booked a two hour massage and king suite at Brisbane's Calile Hotel this evening, after punching...
