PM Says Recommissioned Nauru Detention Centre Will Be Carbon Neutral, Powered By Renewables And Safe For LGBTQI Staff
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced plans to recommission the Nauru Detention Centre, but this time, things will be...
Victorian Refers To Newy As Newcassssell
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An Melbourne woman who never had the pleasure of growing up with Ray Warren's NRL commentary echoing through the house as a soundtrack...
“Ya Just Can’t Turn A Buck Without Pokies” Says Sydney Publican Who Hasn’t Put On A Gig Since INXS
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A multimillion dollar Sydney 'hospitality operator' has today revealed his plans to vote Labor for the first time in his life, at the...
Rental Agent Checking It’s Cool If Tradie Arrives Sometime Between 7am-6pm Any Day Next Week
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After finally getting around to fulfilling a maintenance request, local rental agent Jmaine Corsair (28) has asked his tenants to confirm they’re cool...
Hometown Funny Guy’s Entire Artillery Of One-Liners Found To Be Plagiarised From Reg Reagan
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A local ex-footy star turned menace-to-society has today been accused of plagiarising his entire sense of humour from the glory years of Reg...
Bloke Who Missed Referendum Meeting To Attend Pell’s Funeral Demands More Details Once Again
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The nation's Opposition Leader has today revealed he's getting tired of repeating himself.
Peter Dutton has once again taken to the mainstream media...
War Criminal Mourns Pedophile
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In some sad news from the Harbour city of Sydney, a war criminal has been forced to say goodbye to his longtime pedophile...
Dutton Begins Gruelling Task Of Modernising Liberal Party By Attending Pell’s Funeral
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The nation's Federal Opposition Leader has today rolled up his sleeves and set about trying to drag the Liberal Party into the future.
Peter...
“Just Drop It Fuck Ya” – Short Mate Doesn’t Have An Issue With Being Vertically Challenged Okay
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It's not fucking funny, alright.
That's the message that came out of a Betoota Ponds watering hole yesterday afternoon following an impromptu catch...
ClubsNSW Not Doing A Good Job Of Explaining What The Fuck This Blood Money Actually Gets Spent On
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With the issue of problem gambling at the centre of the NSW election, it appears that the pro-pokie machine lobby groups are really...
