Bloke Buys Himself A Massive GMC Sierra Because They’re Fucken Cool
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A local man has gone ahead and bought himself a huge pickup truck because he thinks they are fucken...
Finally A Bubbler With A Bit Of Fucken Go About It
A lovely stroll in the park has been topped off today, by a water fountain with a strong enough stream to avoid face on...
ClubsNSW Forgiven For Causing Immeasurable Poverty And Broken Homes After Unveiling Temporary Rainbow Logo
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The NSW Election is heating up, and surprise surprise - the LIBERAL Premier is a HOMOPHOBE!
This comes after his most vocal critic, ClubsNSW...
Typo On Oxford Street Billboard Actually Describes Sterile City Of Sydney Quite Accurately
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In a weird, perhaps misguided decision from the global LGBTQI community, it seems Sydney has been picked as the host of one of...
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Finds It A Bit Rich That He Has To Explain Himself To Politicians That Have Tertiary Qualifications From Places Like Charles Sturt University
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One of the nation's great monetary minds has told The Advocate that he thinks it's a bit rich that...
Conservatives Launch Own Brewery Titled Howard’s Neoliberal Brewhouse
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A new patriotic beer has released to market today providing an alternative to beers like Hawke’s Lager and Albo Ale that seem content...
At 3pm, Australian Wonders If SuperBowl Was Good Enough Reason For Taking Monday Off To Get Maggot
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As the fanfare and novelty of an American sporting event begins to wear off at the Betoota French Quarter's favourite sportsbar 'WINGS' -...
New Rule In ‘Monopoly: Australia’ Allows Players Born Between 1946-1964 To Start With Houses On The Board
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
A wholesome Gen Z’er has spent quality time with her Aunt and Uncle this afternoon, playing a fun new version of the classic...
“People Aren’t Taking This Seriously” – Finance Exec Raises Alarm Over Reduced Annual Bonus
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
Senior Finance Executive, David Wilson, has been subjected to an unfathomable act of corporate bastardry this morning.
The elite corporate fat cat has worked...
Australian Batsman Prepare For Tough Conditions After Inspecting Pitch For First Indian Test
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Australia's top order are bracing themselves for a tough time after seeing the pitch that curators in India are serving up.
With the...
