Plastic Cowboy Hat Importer Buys Qantas Business Flights To Europe After Harry Styles Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The owner of a Betoota knick-knack store will be treating himself to a European holiday this year after his business made...
Coles Update Their Slogan To More Accurately Reflect Their Business
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
One of nation's supermarket duopoly have made a big media splash today, by revealing a huge marketing change.
Famous for lying about selling...
Gender Pay Gap Defeated After Bulk Order Of Office Cup Cakes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some exciting news from our very own town of Betoota, the Gender Pay Gap has finally been defeated.
That's right, the issue...
International Women’s Day: Local Men’s Rights Activist Psyches Himself Up For A Big Day On The Internet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the world takes the day to acknowledge the annual March 8th commemoration that International Women's Day, one local men's rights activist named...
Bose Unveil New Noise Cancelling Headphones Capable Of Blocking Out Americans
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In tech news, American audio giant Bose has released an exciting new product today, a pair of noise cancelling headphones that can...
Piece Of Shit Communists Scrap Super Tax Breaks For The Last People We Should Be Worrying About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In news that shouldn't surprise anyone, this new Labor Government have shown themselves to be the reds under the bed.
The Albanese Government, and...
“What Is The Point Of It All?” Wonders Bloke As He Inspects Yet Another Mouldy $900-A-Week Shithole Under A Flightpath That He Can’t Really Afford
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After his own landlord decided to take part in this nation orgy of greed, a local man is on...
Micro-Influencer Dying To Upload A Fearless Peace Pose In Front Of The Parade Tonight
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
One of Betoota’s biggest micro-influencers is busy crafting her content plan tonight, as she looks to make a big entrance at...
Alan Joyce Laughs When Asked Whether A Billion Dollar Profit Means Qantas Will Pay Tax This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The boss of Australia's favourite airline has today moved to hose down any silly questions from the nation's reporters.
Alan Joyce has quickly...
Finance Reporter Yet To See Any Real Evidence Of A So-Called Cost-Of-Living Crisis In North Bondi
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One of Australia's most trusted economic megabrains has today hosed down any suggestions that life is getting difficult for everyday people who can't...
