First Roald Dahl, Now These PC-Police Lefties Want To Rewrite 14 Years Worth Of ZOO Magazines
BERNARD BEWMER | Outrage | CONTACT
In news that probably won't surprise anyone, Roald Dahl’s children’s books are being rewritten to remove language deemed offensive.
The publisher of the iconic...
What Would Be A Wiser Defence Investment? $368B Worth Of Submarines Or $368B Worth Of Prism Towers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
If you haven't been watching the hysterical news coverage, Australia is locked in to build a new fleet of eight nuclear-powered submarines in...
Working Aussie Families Actually Excited For A Chinese Invasion And Some Decent Housing Policies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Diplomatic and factional tensions are high in Canberra this week, as Albanese faces foreign and internal backlash for his decision to go through...
Marketing Pig Openly Verbalises That He Wants New Toothpaste Ad To ‘Go Viral Like The BLM Black Tile’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One of Betoota's most decorated corporate creatives has today briefed six different media agencies on his target outcomes for the online advertising campaign...
Mum Serving Up Noodles On Toast Dreams Of Her Kids Getting To See These Submarines One Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local mum has today taken a moment to confide in The Advocate about some of her hopes and dreams.
With her rent...
Team Behind Fitzroy Garage Sesh Win Best Set Design At 2023 Oscars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some exciting news from La La land, a couple of home grown heroes have managed to win an Oscar!
The boys behind...
Mark Waugh: “So What Kohli? You Could Dig Up Fred Spofforth, Put Pads On His Corpse And He’d Also Make A Ton On This Pitch”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Popular cricket identity Mark Waugh has shrugged off Virat Kohli's first century this decade, telling viewers of Fox Cricket...
Australian Who Got Into Berghain Returns Home To Bring It Up In Every Conversation He’ll Ever Have
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"It's one of the hardest nightclubs to get into in like the whole world, Aunty B," he said.
"We got knocked back the first...
Phone Slapped Across Room As Mum Keeps Swiping After Being Shown Photo From Last Night
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
In what began with an innocent photo presentation of a catch up with some old school mates, Andrew Pine has had mentally call...
Container Ship Of Jim Beam Docks In Newcastle As City Prepares For ’24 Hours of Le Cans’
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Eyebrows have been raised in the city of Newcastle today, as the local port authority welcomes its first ever delivery of...
