Dominic Perrottet Reveals Plans To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths If Elected
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In news from Sydney, some new exciting tollways for residents of the Harbour city have been announced today.
Unhappy with the numerous tolls...
Regional South Australians Either Jane Austen Characters Or Snowtown Characters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the Economist's Global Liveability Index has found that South Australia, outside of Adelaide, does not appear to have a...
NSW Liberals Promise They Won’t Destroy Tens Of Thousands Of Small Businesses That Once Made Up A Bustling Sydney Nightlife Economy With Exaggerated Claims Of An Alcohol-Fuelled Violence Epidemic...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The final week of the New South Wales state campaign is upon us, and the batte of the Millennial short-back-and-sides is heating up.
In the red...
“Fuck Off Nazis” And Other Prominent Catch Phrases Of The Hateful Far-Left (Who Are Just As Bad)
BERNARD BEWMER | Outrage | CONTACT
In case you haven't been reading the news, over 30 Nazis marched at an anti-trans protest in Melbourne over the weekend, where they...
NSW Premier Perrottet Responds To Media Questions About John Barilaro With A Phat Cloud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The 2022 NSW election campaign is officially underway today, as state Premier Dominic Perrottet was officially asked a difficult question from a member...
Selfless Local Dad Says All He Wants For Birthday Is For Everyone To Know He Doesn’t Want Anything
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An umaterialistic and perfectly content Betoota Heights father has used his birthday as an opportunity to make his family realised how humble and...
Coogee Experiences Major Sewerage Breakdown After Systems Infiltrated By Rare Black Anaconda
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
County Coogee is today bursting at the seams, after an extraordinarily large Sunday night.
With St Patrick's Day Celebrations still continuing for some,...
Albo’s India Trip Pays Off After Modi Agrees To Stronger Economic Ties And Better Cricket Pitches
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
There have been positive developments for the strategic interests of Australia after Albo’s recent trip to the subcontinent, it has been said.
The leaders...
“Wouldn’t Happen If Justin Langer Was Still Coaching” Says Perth Bricklayer On War In Ukraine
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
The war in Ukraine has been a hot topic at a Perth local this week after one of the boys suggested that...
Coogee Concreter Breaks Into Stirring Rendition Of ‘Come Out Ye Black And Tans’ At Early Knock Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A building site in County Coogee has today been treated to a rather spectacular Friday arvo knock off.
With tools heading back into...
