Naarm Settler Really Disappointed To Lose Moral High Ground Over Those Redneck Queenslanders
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A proud recently-diagnosed ADHD survivor and queer-adjacent settler on unceded Wurundjeri land is today furious that her ten years of language policing...
“Sport And Politics Just Don’t Mix” Says Bloke Who Obviously Hasn’t Been To Glasgow
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After the NRL made up for the common decency a some of their loudest fans seem to be lacking, various social media users...
RBA Promises To Pause Choosing Board Members With No Monetary Policy Experience Until 2024
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“If you accidently smash into a brush-tailed possum while driving and leave it desperately crippled, what do you do next?”
This was the question...
Local Bloke To Pay Tribute For International Nursing Day By Taking 45 Minutes To Drink A Pint
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A Betoota Plains man is today being praised for a lovely little tribute to some of our frontline heroes.
With the 12th of...
PM: Jobs Market Even Hotter Than When The Mighty Bosstones Hired A Guy To Just Dance On Stage
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The Rudeboy-in-Chief Anthony Albanese has made a stunning declaration this afternoon before knocking off for the week, telling reporters...
Cost Of Living Budget Package: Chalmers Introduces ‘No Property Investor Left Behind’ Policy
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Communist Federal Treasurer Jimbo Chalmers has handed down a budget that includes billions worth of cost of living handouts.
Typical...
Jeep Owner Comforted To Know Jofra Archer Breaks Down More Than His 2011 Wrangler
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England has called home Jofra Archer after the Mumbai Indians quick bowler broke down playing in the IPL this...
Elitist Football Code Made Up Of And Run By Melbourne Private School Old Boys Surprisingly Racist
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In some news that comes as a shock to few, the AFL has once again revealed that it has engrained racism within its...
Hurry It Up Fuck Ya
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The Coronation Of Prince Charles still hasn't happened yet, it has been confirmed.
After a month of pageantry and non-stop tabloid commentary, the...
