Couple Straight Back Into It After First Baby Fails To Hit 100 Likes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
New parents Leah and James Finbar state they are immediately trying for a second child after the birth announcement of...
Tas Premier Reminds Stadium Naysayers That It Will Have A Roof So People Could Hypothetically Live There If That’s What They Want
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The embattled Tasmanian Premier has the political fight of his life ahead, trying to wrangle his minor government towards...
Nation’s Primary School Kids Pay Touching Tribute To Tina Turner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs news spreads of the passing of Tina Turner, the nation has quickly started preparing to honour the Queen of Rock’ N’ Roll,...
Peter Dutton’s Advisors Beg Him Not To Attend This Old Rock Spider’s Funeral Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has reportedly been sat down by his staffers for a tough conversation this morning.
The stern talking to from...
NRL Intern Begins Letterbox Drop In Adelaide As Courteous Reminder That Origin Crowd Is Coming To Town
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The NRL is launching a public communications offensive this week as the code prepares to descend on Adelaide for the State...
Zelensky Touched By Kiwi PM’s Offer To Send Over Air Force’s Doorless Cessna 206 And Two Revolvers To Shoot From It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The small island nation of New Zealand has offered the people of Ukraine the use of their entire Air...
“No Matter How Bad The Cost Of Living Crisis Gets, You Can’t Eat These Beautiful Creatures” Barnaby Says In New Nature Doco
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Barnaby Joyce had told The Advocate today that being in opposition has its benefits, one of them being he...
Bloke Who Can’t Figure Out How To Lodge A Tax Return Somehow Organises A Seamless 3-Day Gold Coast Bucks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As local bloke Dipper (31) prepares to tie the knot, it seems that his pre-wedding bucks party logistics have been put in...
Young Libs Push For National Service In Effort To Force People Their Own Age To Hang Out With Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Betoota Grove chapter of the Young Liberals movement has called on the Federal Government to reintroduce National Service...
Rugby Union Struggle To Poach NRL Star As Posh French Restaurant Is Bested By Chinese Buffet With Gus
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The fat cat executives at Rugby Australia are licking their wounds and their dessert sporks this week after failing to land...
