‘Builder Not Responsible For Starting Or Finishing Your Home’ Contract Clause Added To Protect Builders Operating While Insolvent
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactFinally the government has pulled its finger out and actually done something to support our troubled construction sector.
As labour and material costs continue...
Nation’s Slobs Stoked For The Return Of No-Ironing Weather
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Right around the country, Australians have been told to prepare for an icy blast of heavy winds, rain and freezing temperatures.
While Queensland...
Owner Of Local CPAP Machine Shop Welcomes News Of Jenny Craig’s Collapse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The owner of The CPAP Shop in the Betoota Heights Westfield has welcomed news that US weight-loss giant Jenny...
Scientists Discover First British Backpacker In North Queensland To Avoid Getting Sunburnt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scientists are currently rushing to examine an exciting world first in North Queensland, after an incredible find was stumbled upon.
Scientists from James...
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests Rebounding Property National Market Means You Need To Buy Another Property Before Someone Else Buys It And Rents It Out To Some Mouth-Breathing Peasant...
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Reserve Bank has raised interest rates again this month after giving the mortgage-paying public a month's respite last...
Jared Leto’s 2023 Met Gala Costume Still Not Shocking Enough To Make Us Forget About His Joker
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
51-year-old emo rock band frontman, Jared Leto has once again made headlines around the world for his most recent kooky costume at...
WA Acting Like Nobody’s Seen A Swan Before
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As post-pandemic waves of immigration opes back up to Australia, it is once again surprising how many foreigners are trying their luck...
Medical Student Makes It Through Entire Conversation Without Explaining How Long She’s Gonna Be At Uni Haha
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A young woman from Betoota's Flight Path District has today shocked our regional metropolis.
The 3rd-year medical student at our prestigious South Betoota...
Vocal Anti-Plastic Campaigner Probably Gonna Stick To The Bottled Water In Bali
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Betoota based anti-plastic campaigner and eco-warrior Sarah Bowler (25) has today conceded that she probably won’t be drinking out...
South Australia Makes Tourism Play To Bring 2028 Solar Eclipse To Adelaide
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
The interstate battle for local tourist dollars continues to heat up this week, as South Australia announces bold plans to bring...
