Tradie You Found On Gumtree Says It’s Normal To Pay Your Deposit In Cash Up Front Before Contract Is Signed
RORY SALAZAR | Property | ContactThe Internet is Humanity’s greatest ever achievement, it is widely understood. And deep within this magnificent repository of human knowledge is perhaps the...
Philip Lowe Confirms Plans To Spend Retirement Enjoying Trips As VIP To Watch Squid Games
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The outgoing Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia has today revealed his next move.
After being told by the government that his...
Paul Kelly The Latest Musician To Be Hit By Random Object After Fan Throws Bucket Of Gravy On Stage
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some startling news, Australian pub rock icon Paul Kelly has been hospitalised over the weekend, after a ‘fan’ thought they’d show some...
Liberals Fear An Indigenous Voice Could Divide Their Utopian Australian Society Worse Than Their Criminal Debt Recovery Program That Kills Poor People
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The Liberal Party of Australia have today continued on their quest to sow as much confusion and doubt about an Indigenous Voice to...
Bloke Looking Up Synopsis For New Marvel Show Shocked To Discover Samuel L Jackson Is 74
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal bloke Ryan Lang has today been shocked to discover how old Samuel L Jackson is, after he and his girlfriend decided to...
Local Dad Provides Delightful Encore To Loud Snoring By Violently Hacking Up Phlegm In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Ponds dad has this morning delighted the household with an absolutely stunning medley of bodily noises, proving that he truly is...
PM: “Fixing Any Problem Facing Australians Right Now Is Political Suicide, So Hopefully It Just Gets Better On Its Own”
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The Prime Minister has the nation buoyed this morning after sharing some of his trademark frankness that's frequently mixed...
Frosty Winter Mornings Doing Absolute Wonders For Pre-Work Gym Routine
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A local man has confirmed to The Advocate today that he's already had enough of this winter.
Speaking to our humble regional newspaper...
Lycra Clad City Worker Wondering What Else He’s Gotta Do For Someone To Bring Up ‘Le Tour’
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A charismatic local accountant has today been left scratching his head today.
The cuff link enthusiast did so after turning up to his Old...
Local Man Resists Primal Urge To Slap The Shit Out Of A Ham
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A local man has spoken this week of how hard it is to resist the primal urge to slap...
