All Male Share House Really Bringing Out The Creative Side Of Its Tenants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIt can now be confirmed that even though all male share houses tend to be disgusting, they also create a safe space for...
Deadbeat Mate Living Off Corporate Misso’s Income Is Gonna Have To Leave Barbieland One Day
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A local stay-at-home boyfriend has so far refused to watch the new Barbie movie, mostly because of the smartarse cracks his mates have...
Exhausted After Whirlwind Press Tour, Margot Slips Into Uggs And Cracks A Midori Illusion On Back Porch Of Currumbin Waters
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A fresh Midori Illusion is being cracked on the back porch of a Currumbin home this evening as a Hollywood megastar...
Blue-Haired Constitutional Law Expert Helps Win Support For The Voice By Branding Anyone Who Might Vote No A Stupid Redneck
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A student at Betoota Polytechnic College (SBPC) is doing her bit to make sure the historical referendum later this...
“Going To See Barbie Tonight Aye Princess” Ask Hilarious Supervisor To Apprentice Rocking The Pink Gear
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The boss of a local worksite has proven he’s the ultimate workplace comedian today by unloading a few hilarious gags while...
Matilda’s Effortlessly Breeze Through Group Stage Of Home World Cup After Dream First Week
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The national football team is today setting its sights on the knockout stages of the World Cup.
After a dream first week, the...
Dan Andrew’s To Change Phrase To ‘Now We’re Cooking With Electricity’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactVictorian Premier Dan Andrews has found himself facing criticism again this week, after going on a bit of a rampage that has been...
Proper Weird Unit Just Walking Around In These Like They’re A Normal Thing To Wear On Your Feet
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A largely forgettable city worker arrived to work in a pair of Birkenstock Bostons this morning like they're a...
‘Lets Just Split The Bill’ Says Mate’s Boyfriend Who Ordered An Appetiser, A Main, Dessert, And Six Cocktails
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactKate Pugh’s boyfriend has this week committed a serious social faux pas at a restaurant, which not only is irredeemable in the eyes...
“All The Aboriginals I’ve Spoken To Are Voting No” Says Sunshine Coast Property Developer
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Sunshine Coast property developer Raphael Simbly-Hassatall (68) is well known within the local business community for his raw political opinions.
Obviously over last few...
