Local Bloke Fondly Remembers Prime Time Television Era Where Futurama And Simpsons Were Back To Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds man has found himself reminiscing today, after hearing that his favourite show, Futurama has returned with a new season on...
Dutton Says Instead Of A Day Off We Should Spend $250m On ‘Women’s Sporting Facilities’ That Men Can Use
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has come out against Anthony Albanese’s proposal for a public holiday if the Matildas win the FIFA Women’s...
Wine-Starved New Mum Gives Her Pumped Breast Milk A Good Oxidising Swirl
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A former ‘wine mum’ has paid tribute to her forgone tipple today by giving her freshly pumped breast milk a good oxidising swirl to...
White Collar Novocastrian Starts Turning Up To Sydney Office With The Henny Penny Under Suit Jacket
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A proud Novocastrian has been spotted in the Sydney CBD this morning as he enjoys another week entrenched in the top...
Local Home Builder Praised For Constructing Home All The Way To Completion
RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact
The CEO of the Master Builders Association of Betoota, Eddie Brockwell (48), has heaped praise onto one of Betoota’s...
Lifelong Holden Guy Sensationally Converted To A Foord Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The impact of the Matildas historic win last night has reached staggering new heights, it can be confirmed today.
Not only was it...
Diamonds Win Netball World Cup And Still Make Less Headlines Than When They Offended Dear Gina
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In case you'd forgotten the hysterical protection racket that surrounded Scott Morrison at the last federal election, the Australian media appears to remain...
‘She Looks…Basic’ Says Woman Trying Really Hard To Downplay To Friend How Hot The New Girl Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring at the image burning on her friend's phone, local woman Tamara Burkin tries very hard to keep a neutral expression.
"So?", her friend...
Local Media Person Actually Heads Back Into Work After Friday Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some shocking news from Betoota's French Quarter today, a local media person has returned from lunch.
After consuming a couple of glasses...
European Tourists Visiting Sydney Didn’t Even Have Enough Time To See Parramatta Road
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTSome European travellers outed themselves as absolute tourists by visiting Sydney and not even catching a glimpse of Parramatta road.
The visiting Von Dölsch...
