South East Queensland Facing Extreme Toilet Water Shortage As Locals Embrace Alternative Medicine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Bathrooms around the wider Brisbane area are today buckling under the pressure of a big couple of days.
In the wake of the...
Local Leo Still Pissed She Never Had A Childhood Pool Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Leo has done the most Leo thing ever today and taken the time out her day to discuss her...
Yeah They’re Ready For An Olympics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The River City is officially title-town, as they break records that nobody even knew existed.
Both the men’s and women’s Brisbane Broncos side have...
My Happiness, Is Slowly Creeping Back
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
At time of press, the NRL grand final was 22-20 to the Melbourne Storm.
But the Broncos appear to be creeping back.
Queensland The Best At Literally Everything
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Queenslanders are this week revelling in all their glory.
With both the Brisbane mens and womens sides going all the way through to the NRL Grand final, and the Lions bringing...
Qantas Points Now Worth Less Than The New Zealand Dollar
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactSeasoned travellers have let out a collective groan today after Qantas announced it was going to slash the value of their reward points...
Inner City Man Sighs As He’s Forced To Connect To Hot Spot In His NBN-Connected Terrace House
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACTJust 15 minutes outside of Melbourne’s CBD, local Carlton man James Watson has begrudgingly switched from his home Wi-Fi to his personal device’s...
Local Woman Calls It A Day At 2PM
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has confirmed she’s absolutely done for the day.
This development comes as international superstar Taylor Swift released her 12th studio album, The...
Millennial Masquerading As Gen Z Gives Self Away With Borat Quote
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | ContactZander McLeod (34) thought he was pulling off the ultimate act of deception by wearing Salamons and saying “gyatt” in hopes of passing...
Local Man Young Enough To Appreciate Kids Drinking in The Park Without Being Old Enough To Be Annoyed By The Mess
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local man came across the scene of some quite obvious underage drinking this morning and felt nothing but...
