Fiancé Can’t Understand Why His Bone-Chillingly Politically Incorrect Mate Can’t Be Celebrant
KEITH T. DENNET | South | ContactAn argument is breaking out over a plate of corn fritters this morning, as a local couple start planning their wedding.
After eight...
One Bloke In Friendship Circle Refuses To Wear Shorts For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has stoutly refused to bear his pins despite the soaring temperatures, in what some are calling a case of the...
Coogee Barista Thankful Cafe Doesn’t Do Names On Cups As She Really Doesn’t Know How To Spell ‘Aoife’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman new to Sydney has experienced an unexpected culture shock this week, leaving her deeply grateful for Australia’s simple coffee ordering system.
Ariana...
AFL Also Set To Ban The Specky And Meat Pies In A Bid To Completely Destroy The Fuckin Spirit Of The Game
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT
The AFL community has been left absolutely rocked by the decision to scrap the centre bounce.
The centre bounce has been a part of...
Local Battler’s Suggestion To Staycation At The ‘Hotel Motel, Fireball Inn’ Quickly Shutdown By Girlfriend
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT
A young Sydney mans anniversary plans went up in flames this morning.
The incident occurred after his girlfriend refused to entertain the idea...
Report: Must Be A Good Day If Right-Wing Mate Is Having A Leftie Beer At The Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
local man who just happens to fundamentally disagree with 90 per cent of this masthead's online readership when it...
ABC Landline And That Baldy From Gunnedah The Only Shows Stopping Local Bushie From Being Seduced By Sky News
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Semi-retired stock and station agent, Cyril 'Choppy' Stiggs (76) just can't find it in him to join the chorus of reactionary right-wing voters...
Smart Traveller Updates Advice For Victoria To ‘Do Not Travel’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Department of Foreign Affairs has updated its Smartraveller advice for Victoria to "Do Not Travel," citing a rise...
Woman Tasting Adelaide Tap Water For The First Time Now Understands Why They Drink So Much Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman visiting South Australia has reportedly gained new insight into the region’s prolific wine culture, after taking her first sip of...
Yep, Happy Q4 Baby! Like This If You Are Ready To Absolutely CRUNCH Your KPIs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Holy hell, the championship minutes are here!
Not the AFL or NRL season climaxes, but the big beautiful sexy beast known as Q4....
