“You Don’t See Many Boys Like My Son Taking Part In This!” Says Clueless Old Bastard Whose Son Snorts The Cocaine And Smokes The Cigarettes That Fuel This Ongoing...
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A wealthy eastern suburbs retiree has this week declared that young men like his son Alistair (Ali) are not...
Man Annoyed Humanity No Longer Doing Cool Things Like Sending Animals Into Space
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A Betoota Heights man has today reflected on what he describes as humanity's "imaginative decline" after realising it's been...
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Urged To Go Round Three
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCOME ON! As new images emerge of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck posing together on the red carpet, the world’s most famous on...
England’s Barmy Army Reveal Preparations For Arduous Journey To Australia From Bondi Beach
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The Barmy Army has revealed its travel plans for this summer's Ashes tour, with most supporters preparing for the...
Local Man All For A Joke But Make Fun Of His GWM Tank Again And Someone’s Getting Stabbed
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A local man who says he can take a joke has reportedly reached his limit after repeated comments about...
Husband Loses Right To Comment On Any Reno Decisions For 24 Hours After Suggesting Cool Lighting
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local man has been banned from having any input on renovation decisions for the next 24 hours, after making the rookie error...
Rugby Australia Showcases Supreme Financial Literacy By Refusing To Let The Arabs Cover A Few Salaries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTIn a strangely familiar scenes, Rugby Australia has today announced that any local footballers who join the new R360 global franchise league will...
Report: Moon Big
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe nation is being urged to stop mindlessly scrolling through their social media and take a look outside, as the moon is reported...
France Burns Through 5 Prime Ministers In 2 Years After The Introduction Of Sky News Francais
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The French are once again going to be bed gripped by political crisis.
The Land of the Protest and the Cigarette have been...
“Deeper And Deeper Into The Heart Of Darkness” Whispers Sussan Ley As She Takes The Busselton Line Down To Find The Coalition’s Captain Kurtz
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The train moved through the night, its windows black mirrors that showed only Opposition leader Sussan Ley's face and...
