Uni Student’s Budget Heater Only Slightly Warmer Than The Cardboard Box It Came In
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT
A local bloke has woken up with a case of hypothermia this morning after spending another night battling the winter chills.
Haydin...
“The Key To Gym Is Focused Workouts” Says Micro-Influencer With Full Spielberg Setup In Squat Rack
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTIn exciting entertainment news, Betoota will be home to a Hollywood film shoot today as a local gym-fluencer sets up for...
“You’re Too Picky” Warns Auntie Whose Husband Drank 18 Stubbies On Easter Before Passing Out Mid-Bog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota Plains woman Leslie Mathieson has issued a stern warning to her niece this week, warning her that she might just be a...
Sydney Moths Eagerly Awaiting Their Grand Final
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the iconic Vivid Festival is set to light up Sydney once again, it’s alleged it’s not just the human residents who are...
Perth Bloke With A Dexie Prescription Gets Swarmed Like The Kid That Brought Hubba Bubba To Class
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Perth bloke has suddenly found himself very popular this week, after letting it slip that he was in possession of a Dexedrene...
Iran’s President Confirmed Dead In Helicopter Crash Caused By CIA Lanyard Caught In Tail Rotor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The world's most most beloved regime toppling organisation has today been forced to deny allegations that it is behind the death of another...
Kids Outfit “Designed In Byron” Made By Kids In Bangladesh
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a revelation that has left the local ethical fashion community choking on their kombucha, it has come to...
Nation Surprised Gina Rinehart Genuinely Thinks An Artwork Could Lower Her Public Standing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
News consumers and readers in the country of Australia have this week been made aware of an interesting fact.
The general public have...
French Man Living In Australia Struggles With Lack Of Intimate Ritual Gestures When Meeting Opposite Sex
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTToulouse native Remi Moureu (36) finds himself in an existential crisis down under, where the customary air kisses upon greeting are no longer...
Elderly Matriarch Behind Counter At Chinatown Food Court Breaks Sound Barrier Calling Out Your Number
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTPatrons at a bustling Chinatown food court have found themselves ducking for cover as the elderly matriarch behind the counter shattered the sound...
