Lines Continue To Blur Between Inner City Rich Boy And Old School Adlay
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a groundbreaking study that has left cultural commentators scratching their heads, it appears that the lines between the inner city hipster and...
Queenslander Instinctively Pours Some Beer On The Korean BBQ Hot Plate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In an unusual turn of events at a popular Korean BBQ restaurant in Sydney, a Queensland bloke visiting his mates in the big...
Telstra Staff Offered A Free Hubbl Box That Even They Don’t Know How To Use As Redundancy Package
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTFinally some good news that’s sure to warm hearts after a particularly grim week, the 3,000 Telstra workers facing redundancy have...
1988 HSV Commodore Limo Roaring Down Hindley Street Confirms Someone From Adelaide Won Powerball
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The rumours that an South Australian is now a multi-multi-multi millionaire has been confirmed today, after a suspiciously flash car was spotted...
Local Skaters Do Their Bit For The Homeless By Removing City’s Hostile Architecture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartwarming display of class solidarity, a group of local skaters have taken it upon themselves to destroy their city's hostile architecture....
Gen Z Girl Gets Cyber-Sigilism Patchwork To Match Her Dad’s Faded 90s Fake Tribal Tattoo
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal Gen Z girl, Madeline Chester (23) , has reportedly decided to follow in her father's footsteps and get a fad tattoo style...
Hens Party Debrief Mostly About How Much Bride Expects The Maids To Spend On Dresses And Hair
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACTA focus group is underway at a local cafe today, as a group of friends discuss just how much money their...
New Parents Efforts To Raise A Well Adjusted Young Man Immediately Foiled By Onesie From Nan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Plains nan has already foiled her son’s attempts at raising a well adjusted young man this week, by purchasing some rather...
Portal Opens Between Tasmania And Mainland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A new portal, inspired by the Dublin-NYC portal, has opened today between Tasmania and the mainland.
The NYC Dublin...
Local Husky Uses His Unique Howl To Tell Owner It’s Too Fucking Hot To Live In Queensland
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local husky has this week absolutely titilated his owners, by using his impressive vocal skills to express how much he fucking hates...
