Gina Rinehart Offers To Bail Out Melbourne Rebels If They Agree That Painting Should Be Taken Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Gina Rinehart, the Patron saint of underfunded Australian sports has today revealed her next passion project.
The billionaire at birth has confirmed to...
Multiple Round Interviews For Entry Level Minimum Wage Job Helps Decipher Which Candidates Will Take The Most Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA director for a boutique marketing agency in Betoota Heights has revealed that he’s come up with a fail-proof employee screening process that...
Health Conscious Bloke Informs Wife He Really Should Get These Microplastics Out Of His Testicles
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal bloke John Graham has today announced that he fully plans on getting rid of every last microplastic from his testicles the old...
Alaskan Exchange Student Forced To Go Home Early After Experiencing Freezing Inner City Terrace House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTAn exchange student from the frosty wilderness of Alaska has been abruptly sent packing after enduring the bone-chilling horrors of an uninsulated Australian...
LNP Announce Cheaper Alternative To QLD Premier’s 50 Cent Fares: “We Will Sell Translink To Uber”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Queensland Opposition's 'un-loseable election' campaign has been thrown a hospital pass this week, after the Labor Government announced perhaps one of...
Clarkson’s Farm Just ‘The Simple Life’ With Blokes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactJeremy Clarkson has yet again found himself embroiled in yet another legal battle, only this time with the creators behind the 2003 reality...
Retail Worker Bravely Accepts Her Duty To Provide New Mother With A Lengthy Adult Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In a heartwarming story emerging from Betoota Heights, a retail worker has gone above and beyond her regular duties to provide a new...
Empathetic Chinese Restaurant Suggests Millennial Customers Give Fortune Cookies A Miss
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local Chinese culinary institution has appropriately read the room and let their Millennial customers know it might be a good idea if...
Lengthy RSL Guest Form Literally The Only Barrier To Problem Gambler Blowing His Entire Pay Check
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe lengthy guest registration form at the local RSL club is the only conceivable obstacle standing between problem gambler Barry Knight (38) and...
